The Pussy Tickler  

frogger1995 40F
4342 posts
9/24/2005 7:49 am

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The Pussy Tickler


I first learned of the term in a novel by Stephen King, who has an undeniable gift for the colloquial. Back then, it took me a while to figure out the equation Pussy+Tickler+Mustache = X. When I finally put it all together I was pleasantly surprised. At that point I had yet to have any face (clean-shaven or otherwise) down there and began to fantasize about the possibilities.

Then I grew up and met my first sexual partner. He looooooved going down and I was happy to oblige. He had the ability to grow facial hair at the snap of a finger and liked to mix it up. I eventually learned that Mr. King had it wrong--perhaps because he (or the person he got the term from) is a man. The mustache doesn't tickle the pussy, especially if the female in the equation is not clean shaven (which I wasn't at the time). It merely grazes the upper portion and part of the inner thigh, depending on how big the mustache is.

Happily I discovered the true Pussy Tickler, the five o'clock shadow! Being with a man so predisposed to facial hair growth had it's benefits. I loved the feel of it against any part of my body, especially down there. As he was approaching that area, I climaxed just from the anticipation of all those coarse bristles brushing against my thighs, vagina, and especially the clitoris.

He knew how much it excited me and he would draw out the actual eating by simply brushing his chin and cheek along my thighs and stomach. Sometimes he would just hover there, letting his hot breath cover me. It definitely tickled, all the more so because I knew what was eventually coming.

We experimented with goatees and van dykes as well and, while they were far superior to the useless mustache, they didn't hold a candle to my guy's unshaven face. We never got to the point of trying a full mustache. because he couldn't stand the itching it would cause to grow one in, but ever since then I've always wondered. Perhaps I was missing out on the one true Pussy Tickler.

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WildWon1982 35M

9/24/2005 9:21 am

I've been growing/grooming a goatee for the last 3 years, and I can attest to the effect it has (as well as stuble if I go a day or two without shaving the sides) on a lady down there. When I was clean shaven, it took me a good ten minutes of real hard work down there to make something happen (but maybe that also had to do with the fact that I was only 17 and still a virgin at the time as well), but when I had any form of beard, I could rub it anywhere in the pelvic region and get results within seconds.


rm_ParadoxHawk 46M
44 posts
9/24/2005 9:43 am

Fortunately, I cannot seem to grow a full beard/mustache. I keep my face clean shaven, which seems to be more popular among the ladies anyway.


rm_abomberz 39M
39 posts
9/24/2005 9:59 am

ever since i read your comment from yesterday, I've wanted to go to a Lobsterfest too!! but i can't find one in NY today for some reason. So I'll have to settle for Octoberfest at a beer garden, which is a little silly for me to go to b/c i really don't prefer better beers over bud light anyway. but its a nice day out, so i'm heading over there. enjoy your lobsterfest though.

regarding your discussion, i shaved my head once, and this girl at work told me my girlfriend was going to be a very happy girl, and that she should call her if she didn't know what to do with it. My girlfriend didn't like me going down on her, so i never found out if that was true or not. although the thought of me rubbing my head all over her vagina seems quite funny, and i'd probably start cracking up, but maybe thats the true tickler...


rm_dragonspyke 35M

9/24/2005 11:30 am

I have a bottom lip goatee, I used to have a full out goatee, and I am currently growing that out again. My ex said it was ticklish, and she loved tugging on it. So it came in handy. I don't like growing a full beard though, it itches the hell out of you. So yeah, it has its benefits. Hopefully it can grow long enough so i can braid it.


rm_can0968 50M

9/24/2005 11:38 am

very sexy.comment not neccessary


zanzibarus 39M

9/24/2005 5:56 pm

i figured a beard would be more a pussy tickler than a moustache. Unless your reversed (ie a 69). I always referred to a moustache as a soup strainer.


excited045 58M
92 posts
9/24/2005 9:08 pm

Frogger,
My "5pm" shadow starts to grow at 1pm! Im not a dark skined person but for some reason I have a heavy beard. My X loved my scruffy face when I got home from work, I think I got more sex in the late afternoon then any other time. Staches are not the tickler,you are right its the 5pm shadow!!!


danteszippo 53M
4071 posts
9/25/2005 12:26 am

I think the facial scruff is the perfect pussy tickler...it always works with my scruff. (love the pic, once again. mmmm...)


frogger1995 40F

9/25/2005 10:01 am

WildWon1982: I rest my case!

ParadoxHawk: In terms of aesthetics, yes clean shaven is good. But I would be willing to lower my standards for a great O

abomberz: The lobsterfest wasn't that great after all...have you ever had lobster with the guts still inside...not pretty . OK I alwasy thought that the woman who didn't want her man to go down was an urban myth...I stand amazingly corrected.

dragonspyke: A braid is something new...and so rare. Let me know when you actually grow it


frogger1995 40F

9/25/2005 10:04 am

can0968: (same goes)

tayninh2: SO was that a good or bad thing?

zanzibarus: I can see that...it makes you wonder why so many men have them?

danteszippo & excited045: I rest my case again! (LISTEN UP FELLAS)


joebo3 50M
1 post
9/25/2005 10:13 am

its gud u got in my head wit that nice muffin can i taste that.


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/25/2005 5:06 pm

I love the idea of a man going down on me. But for some reason...I think I prefer women....go figure...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


zanzibarus 39M

9/25/2005 5:43 pm

frogger - my theory is that they all want to look like ron jeremy


frogger1995 40F

9/25/2005 6:29 pm

goddessofbitches: Well, I never tried a woman, but I suppose they bring their own special form of pleasure to the table...maybe one day!

zanzibarus: Only where it counts! (and the lips are not it)


DoterDiscoPampa 48M

9/25/2005 8:02 pm

i've got some thing for those sexy tits of yours


zanzibarus 39M

9/25/2005 8:16 pm

frogger - touche


Efilnikufecin69 48M

9/25/2005 9:35 pm

Hey kermit, I just have to throw in this KD comment, "you can ride my Mustache anytime!" Love to ya'

Efil{=}


frogger1995 40F

9/26/2005 6:37 pm

Efilnikufecin69: I didn't mean to pick on mustaches...but it looks like you've got more on there than that...kudos!


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