Secret Hiding Places  

frogger1995 40F
4342 posts
11/25/2005 4:06 pm

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Secret Hiding Places

Today was particularly chilly in LA-LA land (Speaking of which, what the hell is up with this weather?). So I decided to seek out a pair of comfy socks in my mother's drawers to battle the freezing hardwood floors in her home. As I searched each drawer and closet I began to wonder, then dread what I may run into underneath all of those stockings, scarves and underwear.

When my mother came to visit me she knew better than to look in:

The drawers of my nightstands
My medicine cabinets
Underneath the sweaters on my closet shelves
The back part of my storage closet
My underwear drawer
My sock drawer
That mysterious trunk in my closet
The drawer in my vanity
The shoe boxes lined along my closet wall
Anyplace else that wasn't easily accessible to the general public.

Perhaps this is why I felt so apprehensive (and a tad guilty) about riffling through her bedroom drawers while she was off getting me some coffee. Little did I know I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to worry about. That's right ABSOLUTELY all!

My mother is not a closet freak after all. Not so much as a lacy pair of undies or a sultry romance novel. What kind of woman is this who gave birth to me? I'm almost embarrassed to admit she's my mother.

Things to be Happy About:

Strawberry Smell
Glitter stickers

JarrodSparrow 34M

11/25/2005 4:30 pm

Count it as a blessing...digging through my mother's drawers I found a journal with a romance written in it. I know where my writing talent comes from, but that doesn't making the news any less unsettling.

And highlighters are fun so long as you don't inhale too deeply


rm_adultmusic 61M

11/25/2005 5:16 pm

Sweet Frogger....I know it's wierd...but all our parents had SEX! And probably said and did all sorts of thing we (their children) find odd....or uncomfortable! But we're here 'cause they were panting "Fuck me...fuck me" in the middle of the night....or Hope you had a good time being home!

digdug41 50M

11/25/2005 6:53 pm

thats what makes this rock turn...diversity if we were all the same I'd jump off a bridge and end it rather quickly lol

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

gnr8nrg 47M

11/25/2005 6:53 pm

Come on now Frogger, it wasn't that cold today. I think it's the hard wood floors that made it so bad. I grew up on them and froze my ass off. I love carpet. You don't have to go through my Mom's drawers because she'll bring out things and show you. Her penis squirt gun was the funniest until my friends ans I filled it with Jergans lotion. Kids can be so evil sometimes.
Benihanas is a great place to eat, but in Texas you have Carrabbas and that's some great Italian food. The closest one to LaLaland is Vegas. I go everytime I'm there.

bardicman 51M

11/25/2005 7:13 pm

Yes, our parents had sex.
No, we don't like to think about it.
And our mothers know where to hide stuff..

I am not dead yet

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
11/25/2005 7:42 pm

Happy Thanksgiving Frogger. ><

ChimpanzeeMe 46M
12 posts
11/25/2005 9:00 pm

Maybe your Mom is very prepared and good at hiding her unmentionables from her snooping daughter. But I know one thing, your blog would have been very interesting had you found something naughty. I think for your sake one of the 'Things to Be Happy About' should have been finding out your Mom is not a closet freak...did you really want to find anything??????

trustno01 57M  
2364 posts
11/25/2005 9:19 pm

What would you have done if you did find something? Would it just freak you out to no end? Would you be sitting there now and just wondering? Would that image haunt you forever? I know it would me!!!

danteszippo 53M
4065 posts
11/26/2005 12:02 am

She must have just given in to a non sexual life. Sad.

im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
11/26/2005 4:42 am

Frogger you aren't giving your mother enough credit, you are part her after all. So there was no evidence to be found in her drawers, thats not where the real secrets lie anyway. You know as well as anyone that the real secrets are in the mind, and who do you think had those deepest darkest thoughts and fantasies that you have first?
Anyway I'll leave you with that thought, i'm off back to my sick bed, as cold as it is over there, I spent 8 hours working in the scottish snow showers yesterday, big mistake, i'm suffering now. Hope your birthday was everything that you wanted, as great as the last year was for new things it can only lead to new and better things over the next year but remember keep those toes warm.

blacksexynerd 46M

11/26/2005 5:24 am

Good morning, Frogger,

I suspect your mother has years of experience on her daughter and you'll never find anything she doesn't want you to find. She might even be laughing to herself about the hiding places you use - they might be the same places she used twenty years ago. Of course, on the other hand, you two might be as different as night and day.

Just think, what if she were secretly a member of this site and a regular reader of your blog?

Jobe00 43M
211 posts
11/26/2005 5:46 am

Well...all children never want to be like their parents, Froggie. <laugh>

rm_littlejake18 47M/49F
35 posts
11/26/2005 8:39 am

I know what you're talking about. It took me awhile to overcome the shock of finding my parents' stash of Penthouse Forum magazines and a "personal massager" that I suspect wasn't used all that much for soothing sore muscles.

Perfectlydeep 38M  
101 posts
11/26/2005 12:05 pm

A belated Happy Birthday to you, beautiful. I admire your ability to just be you when typing your blog and have found you musing quite entertaining since finding it. I ff you're ever in my area let me know, I at least owe you a drink for the quality blog moments i've read thus far.

Agape & Eros,

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
11/26/2005 1:51 pm

Have to agree with blacksexynerd. She's had more time to think of new an interesting ways to hide stuff like that.

To find her "naughty" stuff you probably have to first find the secret wall compartment by pulling on the correct book in the bookcase. Then you'd have to enter the correct key code on the door inside the compartment to enter the underground hallway which is filled with traps and alarms. Should you make it through all that, you'll find your way into her secret dungeon where she keeps her playthings.

rm_big1utah 57M
33 posts
11/27/2005 4:45 am

Say what you want. I like all rooms

1023 posts
11/27/2005 8:20 am

Happy Birthday Frogger, think I mentioned it on the last. I have the same issues as you as far as the difference between my self and my folks.... and they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Also I know this is way off point, but being someone who got lots of rpies on hers, maybe you and your public could go over to your trusty, brainy sweetheart's blog and wish him a happy one. You know it be like a visit from a celebrity (wait, you are a celebrity, here ^_^) So in closing, I'll leave you with another chain letter and hope you day is a dream!!!! ^_^

You missed dark lord, Craptoast's, birthday on 11/26. Don't be too pissed at me, I missed it too. Quick, click this link [post 153746], get over there, and tell him some of the sweet stuff that you bloggers always whisper in the ears of the top dogs. If you don't know who this guy craptoast is, well in the paid biography I penned him, he was described as the Count of Monte Cristo after his escape; he is quick witted, fearless, charming, and hides his complex brooding behind a carefree willingness to be the life of the party.

Happy Birhtday to you Toast, and may the Rabbits of Hell be with you!

singlequietone 68M
232 posts
11/27/2005 10:25 am

Very glad to see your new blog. Means to me you are healthy and OK. Continue to enjoy Mom, these times in adulthood sometimes don't come often enough. As time passes, you will more and more realize how true this is. Did you see your sister, and how is she doing? Luv Ya.

rm_baldlovin 36M

11/28/2005 7:15 am

I guess you might have more in common with your dad then ... maybe you should wander his closetrs some time

SafeandClean3 57M
2 posts
11/29/2005 3:34 pm

You are a wonderful writer.

onefastmouse 53M

12/5/2005 12:01 pm

I remember finding my mom's vibrator stashed away in the closet when I was about 14. very wierd.

Thanks for the good stories.

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