Picture, Penis, or Peony?  

frogger1995 40F
4342 posts
2/15/2006 6:41 pm

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Picture, Penis, or Peony?


Today I received a message from a man. The message in and of itself was not that remarkable. It was your standard message that included all the tell-tales of a mass e-mailing.

But it did include something unique. Often men will include photos in their message (esp. when they don't have one in their e-mail). Apparently they catch on quickly that without a photo, they will be without a fuck buddy as well.

Anyway, this guy included three photos. One was a picture of his penis (nice penis), one was a picture of a peony (very nice peony), and one was a picture of his face (nice face)...all in that order.

I thought that was quite enterprising of him...cover all bases! If I had to chose, I would of course go with the face...a woman can tell a lot by a man's face. Next I would go for the flower (thank you to all the men who sent pics for Valentine's Day!). Unless it is something out of Ripley's then they can keep the penis pic to themselves.

Question for the ladies...which would you prefer?

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rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/16/2006 6:23 am

A peony is a flower then? Not some word for some body part I'm not aware of, or the masculine equivalent of "yoni"?


im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
2/16/2006 7:17 am

Not being of the female species I can't answer that question, but being a guy it would be nice just to get the odd 'how are you doing?' message. What can I say I'm easly pleased, thats not to say that an attached picture of a face pic with a smile within the message wouldn't be equally well received.
So why the lonely mood?


reverend21 50M
1913 posts
2/16/2006 12:08 pm

I still can't believe people send pics like that, question, how do you match the penis, and the peony with the face?


TTigerAtty 63M

2/16/2006 12:13 pm

A peony for Valentines Day? The cheap bastard could have sent you a dozen roses! After all it's just a free pic off the internet!


gnr8nrg 47M

2/16/2006 12:25 pm

Frogger, I've been emailed women's face pics when they don't have any photos on site. I was nervous at first putting my face on here, but I just don't use it as a main photo. I know I'm a guy, but I had to comment.


StaynHardnHot 43M
305 posts
2/16/2006 2:56 pm

Figures..she asks a question for the ladies and only men so far...lol...well i just wanted to comment about how instantly unworldly i felt when until i read the whole post was frantically trying to figure what part of the male anatomy the "Peony" was and whether or not i was missing mine..lmaooo Apparently this is karma for not shooping for flowers enough..i always stick with roses myself..lol...anyways...just wanted to share my temporary embarassment

Chris


Lookinforsex649 53M
182 posts
2/16/2006 3:34 pm

Good one


Lookinforsex649 53M
182 posts
2/16/2006 3:37 pm

The "Good one" response was to reverend21's answer.


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
2/16/2006 4:23 pm

The face, the peonie, and keep the dick, in that order. I don't know why men think that we'll be impressed with their cocks. When I first meet a man, the first thing I look at is his eyes.


MONA_14 31F

2/16/2006 4:29 pm

I enjoyed reading your blog and wish that you are our Friends


luvyourtitties 52M
53 posts
2/16/2006 4:31 pm

I always just send a pic of my face. I would rather have a woman attracted to me because of my looks and personality, not because of my dick..

Now, after building up a little chemistry, if she wants to swap pictures, then it's a different story...


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/16/2006 5:18 pm

The girlies all get a surprise when they get with me... all the warts make my jimmy look like a flower, so it's two gifts in one.

It's the flower that waters you!


justlooking8142 37M/33F
15 posts
2/16/2006 6:25 pm

I think an ugly dick is a dealbreaker, so a penis pic is important.


texascanadian05 55M
76 posts
2/16/2006 7:37 pm

Question for the ladies..... and yet not one response from a lady.
Curious.


Jobe00 43M
211 posts
2/17/2006 5:17 am

I trashed my dick pics from the site when that 2257 shit started up.
I always send my face pic when I first send someone a message, and that's probably a part of why I never seem to get a response (The rest of the reason being I just want friends with benefits while every woman around here seems to either want a relationship or think I'm not having as a casual sex partner).

Sorry you're feeling lonely, sweetie. *hugs*


zorgnot2 61M

2/17/2006 8:14 pm

I won't comment.

D'oh!


rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
2/22/2006 5:16 pm

I agree with kelli...and luv has a good plan...no comment to Texas...hey, you ARE on MY watched list!


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