What can I say to this???  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
8/3/2006 4:30 am

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8/6/2006 2:41 pm

What can I say to this???

I recieved this in a message and I just am having the hardest time responding to it....

"You better right back! We are so right for each other it makes me sick.... at least let's go for a milk shake. Before it gets too cold.
At least check me out here and see what`s going on."

Now, how would any of you respond???

Seriously....who ever comes up with the best one, I will repeat it to him!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
8/6/2006 4:14 am


Let me see.. there are so many possiblities...

- Thanks but no thanks
- I don't like milkshakes so there goes the perfect connection
- Could you be sick in your own time and not bother me with it?
- You are mistaken
- F off
- When pigs fly

well.. there are so many, I'd better stop here!!! Let us know what you decide.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/5/2006 9:44 pm


Dear Twat
It is not often I am contacted by a man, if indeed you can aspire to that title, with so little to say and so much to be sick about.
Dont worry about the milk getting warm, wrap it round the feelings I have for you, it will be cool enough for the cryonics lab.
I did check out your profile and have decided that in the event I want a brainless turd that did not come out of my arse, you will be the last one I contact.
I see that you have sex every day and would remind you that to fully appreciate its pleasures you should have a partner.
In your case, however, it is probably best to continue as you are.
Unless of course you decide necrophilia is your thing, in which case there is an outside chance you may get one.

Fuck off

Hope this helps

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
8/3/2006 1:32 pm

I was going to suggest something. Then I read Dev's deconstructionist approach. How can I possibly beat that?

I guess you could just send him a link to this blog entry?

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/3/2006 10:20 am

Well, first off, I, personally, wouldn't respond... since I'm a guy looking for women... BUT, if I was a woman, I'd make it simple; short, not-so-sweet, and to the point:

"Ba-Bye. Enjoy those wet dreams!"

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/3/2006 8:00 am

You had better write back.

We are so right for each other it makes me sick - no that would be the 10 pints you drank before constructing this most banal email.

At least let's go for a milkshake - Do I look like I'm in third grade?!

Before it gets too cold - sure when hell freezes over

At least check me out here and see what's going on - Oh sorry I read chuck me out....ooops

Email deleted by the f*ckwit police!

citizen4722 60M  
54537 posts
8/3/2006 7:18 am

How about: 'I think I'll pass on the milkshake, it might make you feel sicker than you allready are. No need for me to check you out, as i think i know what's going on.'

Cruel but fair i guess?

timberwolf6972 45M

8/3/2006 5:31 am

Btw check this out if you get a chance! Are Ya Kinky Like Me {=}

timberwolf6972 45M

8/3/2006 5:30 am

Oh that sounds great! I really need to get out for a while. I've been kinda lonely sitting here all by myself with my recent outbreak of herpes. Kinda feeling under the weather if you know what I mean but I'm over it now. So, where and what time would you like to meet?...If this don't make him turn tail and run nothing will! {=}


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