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freetime648 53F
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6/17/2006 10:36 am

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Vast knowledge of useless information.....sign up here!

I have been told on numerous occassions that I know alot .....that I am the proverbial sponge of information. I have been asked things that I cannot even remember because of its uselessness....I am not sure why I am this way or how I became this way. I try to say it is because I was raised on a farm in the middle of Bum-Fuck Indiana with nothing better to do but read the Farmers Almanac for entertainment. Maybe it is because whatever I do read sticks in my head like a fly on flypaper....maybe it is because I just have that kind of mind that stores this useless crappola for a time when it is DOES IN FACT become useful......

For example: I know that if the leaves on a tree turn upside down, it is about to rain....

If you want to let your new cat outside, put butter on his/her pads of their feet and they will be able to track themselves back home without getting lost.....

And did you know if you count from the time it thunders until the lightening strikes, the amount you counted is the equivalent of miles to the center of the storm that is coming .....

Does anyone have anything totally useless that they know??? Or even may want to admit to knowing such info????

xx FREETIME648 xx

citizen4722 60M  
54551 posts
6/18/2006 6:55 am

If the cow's are lying down in the field, rain is on the way!!!

oldude1946 72M

6/18/2006 2:12 am

I tell useless bullshit stories on my blog

titan_firm 44M

6/17/2006 9:41 pm

The trouble with knowledge is that the more you know, the more you realise there is to know!

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