Oh oh...Looks like it is Hades for me!!!  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
8/2/2006 1:34 am

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8/4/2006 1:06 am

Oh oh...Looks like it is Hades for me!!!

I went to my old place residence yesterday and It is about an hour drive.

Now, if ya all remember the fact that I am/was a chicken poop to drive on the autobahn! I am no longer the chicken poop per say...

I am now the SHIZNIT!

I can drive 140 klicks per hour and I scoot in and out of traffic like I own the booger! It is now my autobahn..me and my jacked up Ford Escort that the ex left me! I need a visit from Westwood or XZibit for a "PIMP MY RIDE" session!

I even have the usual "Road Rage" gestures down pat...like:

The one fingered salute

The name-calling at the top of my lungs: anal itches, butt-munches, der-der's, fuck-wads and nim-rods, just to name a few!

The ability to trap someone in after they road my ass for miles!!!

You know the usual road rage rules!!!!

Oooooohhhhhh I am going to go to hell for this .....

xx FREETIME648 xx

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
8/3/2006 12:04 am

You are now one 'BAD ASS' bitch!!!!! You speed freak!!!!

I just make sure my medicine is tweaked higher on long drive days!!!

citizen4722 60M  
54129 posts
8/2/2006 8:12 am

I'm not worried about the chicken poop !!, It's the seagull crap all over my windscreen that i hate !!

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/2/2006 4:31 am

Have you been clocked at 171 klicks in a 100 zone in a Fiat Panda yet? No....you're not going to Hades yet......but when you do...see ya there

timberwolf6972 45M

8/2/2006 2:02 am

Well I guess we can shake hands when you get there cause I'm on my way too! {=}

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