Morons and imbeciles......  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
10/26/2005 5:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Morons and imbeciles......

Why? That is one thing I have to ask.....Why do people have to be such dumb-asses? I am referring "affectionately" to my daughters boyfriend. He has no sense at all in his thick head. I am going to present you all with MY way of thinking compared to his and then you all can judge, ok?

1. When a mouse is found dead in a trap, what do you do?
My answer: Throw it out quickly!
His answer: Goes back to bed saying he will get it in a couple days when he feels like it.

2. You have an appointment at 8:00 a.m., what do you do when you are done?
My answer: you go back to work and possibly make up that lost time.
His answer: Why go back to work....the day is almost over anyway! (the appointment was done at 9:15)

3. You have 50.00 on you and you have an empty gas tank, what do you do?
My answer: You put about 10 to 20 in the tank!
His answer: Put in 3 bucks and spend the rest on DVD's or video games. So that way the next day he can call in to work again for not being able to get there!

And finally, this is not a is a fact based observation on his part...mind you, I had to leave the room when this was said!

He claims that if you have an episiotomy when giving birth, you are not allowed to "take a crap" for a week cause the "shit" will come out the wrong hole!

Now, tell he dumb or is it just me??????

xx FREETIME648 xx

wickedwench1960 57F

10/30/2005 6:39 am


My younger sister, upon moving into her first apartment, was so excited. Natural gas was included in the monthly rent. Imagine her surprise, when blasting the window unit air conditioners all summer, to learn that air conditioners ran on ELECTRICITY, and not natural gas. She had one heck of a utility bill to pay!

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
10/27/2005 6:55 am

Well, if there's something wrong with your take on life, there's something wrong with me too!

AlbertPrince 59M

10/27/2005 3:16 am

I don't think it's just you

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