More words to live by  

freetime648 53F
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11/3/2005 4:13 pm

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More words to live by

I spent a month and a half back in Texas. I was afraid my accent would come back.....But, it was then I realized...hell, it never went away!!!! So, in honor of those Texans I give you Texas sayings to live by:

1. When someone asks ya if ya got any rain? Your answer may be:
Nu-uh, it is so dry the trees are bribin the dawgs.

2. When asked is ya's happy? Your answer may be:
Happy as a gopher in soft dirt!

3. How dumb is my daughter's boyfriend?
HE is so dumb that if brains were leather, he would not be able to saddle a flea!

4. When asked if my daughters boyfriend is smart?
HE is as sharp as a mashed potato!

5. ARe ya nervous about it? Your answer could be:
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs!

6. My daughter's boyfriend is so dumb, he could not pour water out of a boot if it had a hole in the toe and directions in the heel!

7. He is so country....he thinks a 7 course meal is a possum and a 6 pack!

8. When asked where someone was born? You may answer:
He wasn't born, he was squeezed out of a bartenders rag!

And finally, when told to be could say:
Don't sit on your spurs!!!!

You all have a gooden, ya here!!!!
God Bless Texas!

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 53F

11/4/2005 4:16 am

Albert. like this blog was not bad enough........LOL EW!!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 59M

11/4/2005 2:40 am

Boy I'm glad I didn't marry your daughter ... you don't like him, do you?

But then again, i always wanted to try a mother-daugter threesome...any chance??

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