Landlords are not GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
8/17/2006 2:41 am

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Landlords are not GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...this WILL be the last post of the day and I may as well make it a rant of sorts!

MY LANDLADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG: This woman has got to be Norman Bates' long lost adoptive mother or something!

She tries to dictate EVERYTHING in this apartment! We do laundry alot because there is 2 of us who work and our jobs do not consist of sitting behind a desk where we don't get dirty or sweaty! We get nasty ok???? So, to monitor our laundry usage, she had a meter put on the washing machines! Mind you, it is OUR machine!!! But, her water! I am sorry, but I like clean clothes for work...unlike her who runs around in terry cloth moo-moos smelling like a wet dog all the time!

Onto a curtain issue! She wants us to put some up....Ok, we have 2 windows that you can see and one of them has a curtain on it. It is a dark blue one..but apparently she is not a fan of blue. The other window is in a room we have for storage shit right now and I am not putting a curtain up until that is straightened out!

Now, the previous tenants had bolted apparently and left behind a few things. Things like a fucking uncomfortable couch and a stove. Which are still sitting in our apartment! She is making it to where WE have to get rid of this stuff......WHY US??? It should have been gone before we moved in! We do use the couch but, I have to cover the thing up with a sheet making the place look like a friggin dorm room at college! All I need now is a big cable spool for a coffee table and I will be set!!! NOT!!!!!!!!

And for the love of Pete, she cooks lunch and dinner everyday and I swear she uses all the garlic in the fuckin country! The smell wafts through this place like it was right in my own kitchen! My cats are starting to smell funny! Cats are not supposed to smell like garlic...well not in Germany anyhow!

Now, one more thing and I will shut up for the day....if she needs to ask us something or inform us of something she does not come and knock on the door...she buzzes us from the front gate! This is all good with the exception that the buzzer sounds like someone stepping on a hyena! And then she rambles incoherently until we have no choice but to go downstairs to talk to her face to face, whereas we get the garlicy, wet dog smell of her moo moo in full technicolor!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx

IviesBidesJuste 56M
3658 posts
8/22/2006 1:07 am

*Smiling* Now I remenber why I bought my condo.

But some things I learned in my days of renting, you should do:

Go to a hardware store and buy an inexpensive door bell that you find pleasant (and more silent). Replace the obnoxious thing she has in place, but keep it. You will put it back up when you move out.

Go to a 2nd hand store and find a moo-moo for a couple bucks. Wrap it up with a bow, and put it by her door. Have a card on it saying. "From all of us, to all of you!". If she smells, include a bar of soap and a scrub brush, the kind you scrub the floor with.

Jig the ringer button on her apartment so when someone presses it, it stays stuck and won't shut off until she whacks on it a few times to loosen it up enough to shut it off.

Place smells like Garlic? No problem! When she's not looking, put out some incense...Lots of it, in different areas in the hallways. Night time is a good time to do this.

By the way. Those water meters can be turned back. But who cares, she's just making sure she's a pain in your ass.

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
8/17/2006 10:37 pm

awww! i've had some crappy landlords b4 too! hugz,busty

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citizen4722 60M  
54490 posts
8/17/2006 8:50 am

Ask the 'Landlady from Hell' if she would like a steak with her garlic !!

Looking0100 55M

8/17/2006 8:44 am


I will be deleting my account (including the entire profile) on this web site on the night of August 24th.

That will be the end of this profile.

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/17/2006 3:31 am

Fcuk! hear = her. Bloody AdultFriendFinder won't let you edit your post.....barstewards!

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/17/2006 3:30 am

Would I be right in interpreting your post as a rant against your landlady. I think you need to be more specific about how you really feel about hear.


Glimmer_Man06 48M
3308 posts
8/17/2006 3:15 am

Moo-Moos? I havent heard that for ages!
Typical fucking German landlord. I just tell them to go fuck themselves and dare them to do something bout it.
They leave me alone now.
Big, bad Ami!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/17/2006 3:02 am

How do you smell in technicolour?? < logo

cassandrabear 50M/36F

8/17/2006 2:43 am

Sheeesh! I have just caught up with the other '69' unready posts!!


At least your place will be vampire free!


Cxx (still no 69! 335)

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