Just another dildo story....  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
6/17/2006 4:49 am

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6/29/2006 7:24 am

Just another dildo story....

We just bought the grand-baby a walker. It is so cute...she scoots around like a little mad woman. Well, she was doin her scootin and decided that my night stand drawer interested her enough to grab a hold of the handle and pull......

She pulled the drawer completely out, spilling everything in it and also knocking herself on the head with the drawer. She began to cry immensely and I ran into the room where her mommy was cuddling her and looking at me with a shocked look on her face.

I checked the baby and then looked down to see my "TOY" splayed on the floor. Just sitting there in all her glory.....with my daughter looking at me like I had three horns protruding from my head!

At least the grand-baby is too young to even realize what that wierd shaped thing on the floor was. Now, my daughter on the other hand, said nothing...just was beet red and walked out as I put things back in order.

Later on she says..."Mom, you DO know I seen what was in that drawer, right?"

The only thing I could say was..." Oh, I am sure you did....but thank God she didn't open that other drawer.........."




xx FREETIME648 xx


TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
6/25/2006 12:03 pm

Oh, Free ... how did you manage to raise a Puritan?

And, by the way, what was in the other drawer? I think we should be told ...


titan_firm 44M

6/17/2006 9:36 pm

I was staying for a few days with my 29 year old cousin, a single mother, before going abroad again. While taking a shower, I noticed, at the side of the bath, several discarded vibrators, in pieces, batteries corroded. I couldn't help but embarass her later by mentioning it. She has since left me wordless for reply, when she quite flatly told me she had thrown them away and bought a new one!


Looking0100 55M

6/17/2006 9:30 pm

Freetime,

That must have been an embarrassing situation.

There is nothing wrong with a woman having a dildo (when they can't have a real cock). But having your daughter and granddaughter is something I am sure you would have prevented, if you could have forseen it.

So you have a dildo. No big deal. Just don't use it in front of your daughter.

I wonder what was in the other drawer.

Jon C.


CelticFlower 51F

6/17/2006 12:49 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhh i need to find somewhere safer to hide mine. Good thing the top drawer is a bit sticky.
CF
xx


runzwithknives 61F

6/17/2006 12:28 pm

Hugs


citizen4722 60M  
55683 posts
6/17/2006 12:03 pm

You could have said: 'It's for medicinal purpussies only'


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/17/2006 11:17 am

You should have just walked over and said,"Have you seen one of these before? Hell of a good buy!" Then just put the drawer back. LOL!!

Mav

(and you a grandmother, No Way!)


expatbrit49 64M

6/17/2006 5:55 am

ROFL..... Um Back massargers

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


danigirl1000 57F

6/17/2006 5:53 am

Oh free , talk yourself out of that one

Me...I would have just said ..." Heck, how did that get there ??? Who's is THAT ??? "


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