Joy of Sex.....according to Freetime!  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
9/5/2005 11:52 pm

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Joy of Sex.....according to Freetime!

Reading a book on how to have sex is a bit redundant to me. I am 40, a mother and have had my fair share of why do I need to read a book on how to do it??? I know what feels good, I know what goes where and I certainly know how to do it on a chair or on the floor, hell I even can do it on a pool why do I need the book telling me when I have my own version of the Joy of Sex in my head?

The book shows how to undress to stimulate the mans mind.....well, MY book says strip quickly cuz a naked woman does wonders to things other than his mind...

The book says enjoy sensual massages and touching before and after sexual intercourse....MY book says feel him while you are fucking to keep his motor in 4th gear the whole time!!!

The book says how to have sex in a chair....MY book says why cramp yourself in a chair, get on the bed or the floor and roll around like two little eels..give yourself room to sprawl.

The book says to masterbate while having intercourse (this is only for the woman)...MY book says...A-Duh! Way ahead of you there, done that and have the t-shirt to prove it.

The book shows methods of positioning yourself to give and recieve oral pleasure....MY book says stand, sit, squat, just get it in your mouth and he won't give two shits how you are doing it. And when recieving The book says to lie back and enjoy...MY book says screw lying back, straddle his face like he is wearing a gas mask!

All in all we know what our bodies respond to and how to make it respond..we do not need a "book" telling us what is right and what is wrong. If you want to get will.. and if you want to hang from a ceiling fan to do it then hang from a ceiling fan. Wail like a banshee, twist into a sexual pretzel, do whatever feels good. THAT is what my book says!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_jaymichel 60M
52 posts
9/9/2005 8:38 am

Freetime, would that be the new single filter or the old doubl filter Gas mask. I liked them both!!!!

freetime648 53F

9/6/2005 10:58 am

Erik, for you...a special signed issue!!! LOL

xx FREETIME648 xx

Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

9/6/2005 9:23 am

Where can I buy that book?

Erik The Innocent

freetime648 53F

9/6/2005 5:19 am

Coffee, I can teach ya read that is! lol

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 53F

9/6/2005 5:18 am

Quiet, I kind of get a charge from my version myself! LOL

xx FREETIME648 xx

freetime648 53F

9/6/2005 5:18 am

Albert I am married and yet I still have my version! LOL

xx FREETIME648 xx

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

9/6/2005 4:54 am

I can't read....

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/6/2005 3:35 am

I FAR prefer your version of the book, ma'am!! Still, the original was a useful primer when I was young and innocent (as opposed to old and innocent as I am now )

AlbertPrince 59M

9/6/2005 3:33 am

Iknow nothing about sex - I was always married!

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