I am 41 and still need help with SEX..OMG!  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
3/11/2006 1:29 am

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3/13/2006 5:13 pm

I am 41 and still need help with SEX..OMG!

I am 41 flippin years old and I still need the occassional guidance on the sex issue. This time though it is not a problem "WITH" me but yet it does "INVOLVE" me.....or doesn't, whichever way you want to look at it....

Explain to me why it is everytime I am getting my visit from "Auntie Jean" each month my hubby is a horny bastard? EVERY friggin time. And do not tell me "That is what towels are made for" cause I will probablly upchuck on your Doc Martin's! He never expresses these feelings of horniness when I can actually do something about it.

Also, he picks the most inopprotune moments to make his "Horny Status" well known! For example:

***In the frozen food section at the store...
***At a function with about 100 people around...
***When we have company in the house....
***Doing 120 klicks down the Autobahn....

Why is this? Why even say anything when he knows there is NOT A DAMNED THING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!?

Now, this may sound simple to you all but let me add a little thorn to the rose ok? When it is NOT that time, or we are alone at home, I will bluntly and matter-of-factly state..... "I WANT SOME!" ( all the while I am naked on the bed) Know what his response is????

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ" or I can immediately hear the sounds of NASCAR Racing on the playstation!

So, let me ask you all for your infinite wisdom on what I am to do about this little dilemma I managed to acquire......


For real now......I am a woman with needs....and those needs do not include NASCAR on playstation or the statistics of such games.... OKIE DOKIE SMOKIE?????!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
3/13/2006 4:15 pm

I wanted to post a nice comment....but Toe*ugher* just fubared the whole thread

ToeSucker140 56M
16 posts
3/13/2006 2:13 pm

Baby,I Lov to eat pussy, and Worship womens feet;Baby contact me so I can satisfy you by eating out your juicy twat,kissing your ass and sucking your toes! CONTACT me Honey.ToeSucker140

GB_Cple 67M/56F  
3113 posts
3/13/2006 7:19 am

crush up a 100mg Viagra, and put it in his beer , on the nite that YOU want it ,then give him a bj , while he is watching , NASCAR(wot ever that is )

irishbird3 56F

3/11/2006 8:18 am

Cut his ass off indefinitely!!!!!. and go elsewhere. Thats my solution to the problem. (not really, just funnin you)
Going technical on you for a monment. And after dicussing the monthly Martha affliction with the Jim Miester....Here's what it is---- As far back as there have been men and women, animals, etc, we humans are much like the animal world. God gave women Miss Martha for a reason and he gave man the ability to sense (or even smell, GROSS!) her visitation from 100s of miles away. It WAS and still is....A FERTILITY THING. So, sitting around the cave a gazillion years ago, it was the man's duty to pick out the most fertile woman. And her duty to pick out the biggest, strongest, hairiest man in the cave. This method would hopefully ensure a healthy next generation. Now, for your dilemma---- Your significant others attraction is most likely NOT the above's reason for hitting you and Miss Martha up. But wether he likes it or not, it is genetically imprinted forever F-O-R-E-V-E-R, in his brain and dick. For him, it's just an unexplained turn-on. Of which many men actually have. But I agree with you, towel or no towel....YUCK! I'll do it, once in a great while, but who usually has to clean up the mess....us non-hairy cave women. Answer----they are genetically inclined wether they know it or not.
Not sure about the Z's and NASCAR game dilemma, but you could always get some of those packets of fake blood, smear them all over your inner thighs, walk up to him at the puter, smile pretty chicky, and say, "honey, guess what time it is?" While grocery shopping, do what Miester and myself do, find the grocery store bathroom, take in a quickie, then go get your loaf of bread....No one will ever know.
Hope you at least grinned on this one.
Good luck.

HBowt2 60F

3/11/2006 3:22 am

just say yes to one of his inopprotune moments...scare the daylights out of him.....

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/11/2006 2:15 am

go on the pill and make sure he tells you whenhes coming home so you can delay it

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