Freetime's levels of sexual progression  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
5/8/2006 11:45 pm

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5/9/2006 6:45 am

Freetime's levels of sexual progression


Levels 1-3: You'd rather be filing your nails...which you probablly are doing anyhow!

Levels 4-7: Was that you??? Or did you leave the window open????

Levels 8-12: Ok, I "THOUGHT" I felt something.....ooops sorry, just the cat .....

Levels 13-15: Ok, we may have progress here.....sets down the nail file

Levels 15-18: I am feeling it....it IS actually working.....gives a little tushy grab

Level 19: Mmmmmmmmmmmm..ohhhhhhh...we have lift off! Begins to dig in with earnest!

And finally..............

Level 20: You have become the human Pet Rock. Have someone paint on the smile cause you cannot do it. You have officially become GUMBY! Him, on the other hand, pats himself on the back and strokes the cat that has been watching the whole time......

HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


freetime648 53F

5/9/2006 6:45 am

Well..not sure how to take that Fiction......but anyhow it was a JOKE!

You know...HA HA HE HE!!!!! Geez....................


xx FREETIME648 xx


fictionfact 47M
7 posts
5/9/2006 1:12 am

Well, everyone starts somewhere. With that much time on ones hands, one could be a someone for, all. Six individual flat, plain, boring and simplistic statements, A person would tend to think, the writer lacked, imagination. Do not get me wrong, it is an attempt, ...


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