Excuse me, but the Horse has left the Barn!  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
3/20/2006 1:09 am

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3/20/2006 10:25 pm

Excuse me, but the Horse has left the Barn!

My daughter and I went shopping Saturday and in the midst of hustling through this store and that she failed to "secure" her zipper when coming out of a restroom. So, for all those who are too busy to check your flies....

20 Top things to say when someone's fly is left open!

20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

xx FREETIME648 xx

Fallic40 54M
1858 posts
3/20/2006 1:07 pm

you are flying without a license

citizen4722 60M  
54512 posts
3/20/2006 6:42 am

Hooray !! i've made the top 10....i'm in at number 9

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
3/20/2006 2:17 am

How about XYZ (check you zipper)

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