Dear Penis...for my BOSS...EE407  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
7/22/2006 3:36 pm

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7/24/2006 8:38 pm

Dear Penis...for my BOSS...EE407

This is for my good friends EE407 and TheQuietGuy2005...the things you talk about in the chatrooms!

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls....

<<<<Takes off hat and holds over heart...God Bless Rodney Carrington....

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
7/24/2006 1:48 pm

TFF... Thanks hun!

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
7/24/2006 1:37 pm

I'm just wondering why I inspired this!!!

citizen4722 60M  
54604 posts
7/23/2006 12:52 pm

A man goes to see his doctor. 'What seems to be the problem?' the medic asks.
'It's my penis,' says the man. 'I'd like you to take a look at it.'
'Hop up onto the bed and whip it out,' says the doc, 'and I'll examine it.'
So the man jumps onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his underpants. After about five minutes peering and proddding it, the bemused doctor says, 'I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it.'
To which the man replies, 'I know - isn't it a beauty!.

Who's Rodney ???

KittyOKane 46F

7/22/2006 5:14 pm

I love Rodney...and if you haven't seen the video for this, it's hilarious.

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/22/2006 5:00 pm

nice to see you back

I'm a

i'm here to stay

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
7/22/2006 4:36 pm


"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

rm_mainevern 52M
10197 posts
7/22/2006 4:29 pm

ROFL! I'm so happy that I havn't started conversing with my penis

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

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