Breathe Rite strip anyone????  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
1/25/2006 11:39 pm

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Breathe Rite strip anyone????

First let me say I adore my hubby to death. He is funny, caring, unselfish and well...he loves ME!


He is killing me with his snoring. He sounds like a broken chainsaw. While he slumbers away next to me in the bed I am sitting there with blood-shot eyes and trembling. I know, you all will say go sleep on the couch.

I HAVE! It has got to be the most uncomfortable damned thing put into one house. I would rather take my chances with "Smokey the Bear" upstairs.

I have tried many things to detour the rolling him over onto his side, waking him up...HELL, I have even flicked him in the nose to get him to stop.


I take sleeping pills to help me sleep but now I am just getting a really nasty high cause I do not get to sleep. Try taking those things and staying is like pulling the hair out of your nose....IT HURTS!

I have asked him to please see a doctor for it but he is too scared to do it. Well, he better start getting scared of me and worry about the doctor later!


Note: sorry to ramble, but any suggestions next to smothering him with a pillow, will be highly appreciated

Note: #2

Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

Note #3

A woman is escorted into the courtroom on charges of murdering her husband.
Prosecution: How was your husband-killed ma'am'?
Woman: He was suffocated with a pillow.
Prosecution: Were you the person who suffocated your husband with the pillow?
Woman: Yes, yes I did.
Prosecution: But why ma'am, why would you kill your own husband?
Woman: The snoring was horrible, you try sleeping next to him.

Note: #4
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
- To stop the snoring before it starts.


xx FREETIME648 xx

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
1/27/2006 9:45 am

Industrial-rated earplugs for you and a sleep test for him.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

GangBangCple 67M/56F

1/26/2006 11:09 pm

Helga , how the hell am I going to tell Mrs GB to loose 20kilos, so that I can get a good nights sleep?

Another reason why we have desided not to share a room with anybody at the blog meet!!!! lol

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
1/26/2006 2:12 pm

Fortunately I don't snore and never have (!) but I understand it can be a bit of a problem.

The easiest solution is to become nocturnal.

Other than that, maybe the pillow solution is the one with the highest likely success rate

And thanks for the black widow jobbie - I'll remember that!

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
1/26/2006 10:31 am

Free... Mr Hansen was a terrible snorer until recently. My cure? He lost 42lbs, and suddenly I don't feel like I'm sharing the bed with a lumberjack in the middle of a forest!!!

Obviously this isn't going to help you much if your husband isn't overweight. I can bring some Olbas Oil to the meet for you, if you like. I sent EE some and I know it helped with her breathing problems (albeit for cold reasons)!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

brightblonde3 59F

1/26/2006 9:45 am

Geez, Louise, if I were the jury foreman on your trial for smothering hubby with pillow, you'd be set free.

Seriously, 'tho', sleep apnea is common and very treatable, according to what I've gathered. There are new medicines..even those little nasal strips may help. Not to be too sexist, but I find most men have this in common: they don't admit they least not until they hear the playback...and they don't care to visit the doctor. But visit he must.

Smooches and sleep to you,


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
1/26/2006 6:30 am

if its from sleeping on his back,sew a tennis ball in the back of his pjs,plus at the chemist,there is a spray thingy plus some sort of sticky plasters to place on his nose

I'm a

i'm here to stay

fantasylover_05 63M

1/26/2006 6:18 am

He does NEED to see a doctor... there are things they can do to take care of this problem....

It is also not good for him either!!

Make an appointment for him and simply tell him it is not optional... go with him or what ever it takes....

You BOTH need help!

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