$$$$$ Or what??????  

freetime648 53F
7629 posts
1/25/2006 4:06 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

$$$$$ Or what??????

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_lucytart 51F
590 posts
1/30/2006 1:23 am

I've been wondering how men chose! <tired sigh, from lugging these around all my life>

micahbiguns 52M

1/28/2006 5:35 pm

(dirty old man voice) *he he he me like boobs*lol freetime648 there is a lot more truth to that story than most know

southrnpeach333 51F

1/28/2006 9:19 am

so true

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
1/27/2006 10:59 pm

All other things being equal he acted with male decisiveness!

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
1/26/2006 12:12 pm

I can't help but laugh at that ... I suspect there's more than a smidgeon of truth in it

Now, the question is whether I reveal what women are like when it comes to marriage

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 2:09 pm

LOL damn funny young man.

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
1/25/2006 5:55 am

oh my God-you are right,lmbao....

Efilnikufecin69 48M

1/25/2006 5:23 am

too funny! That's all about me! Ain't that right Maggs!MaggiesWishes

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