frbnkslady 49F
3442 posts
3/24/2006 12:53 pm

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3/25/2006 11:36 am


My joke of the day...sent to me by my friend Lixxers...

3 Mice in a Bar

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough
they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I
play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on
purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and
bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that
he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing.
I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them
just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, and then turn
to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you

The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to
fuck the cat."


LoveToLixxxxxxx 56M

3/25/2006 12:25 am

Well I try to keep ya laffin

""""^^^^^^^^^^^^| |
| SEXY TRUCKR| '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] l
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ )

© LoveToLixxxxxxx 2006



frbnkslady replies on 3/25/2006 11:37 am:
You do a very good job of it Dear.. they always seem to land in my mail box when I need them most... T

rm_titsandtires 52M/42F
3656 posts
3/24/2006 5:21 pm

That's hillarious! I should know better by now than to drink coffee while I'm reading blogs. That's one bad mouse.


frbnkslady replies on 3/24/2006 10:33 pm:
LMAO.. Is why I no longer have my coffee with me in the morning blogs T

caressmewell 54F

3/24/2006 4:16 pm

LOL, that's cute.

frbnkslady replies on 3/24/2006 4:24 pm:
I am going to TRY to post a joke a day.. Thankfully I have lots of friends who provide me with laughter
Mostly perverse.....ssssshhh T

rm_emerald6912 50M
545 posts
3/24/2006 4:16 pm that one...tnx.

frbnkslady replies on 3/24/2006 10:34 pm:
Very welcome T

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