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frbnkslady 49F
3442 posts
8/24/2006 5:55 pm

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10/9/2006 10:56 pm

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.



3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.



4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12.) Super glue is forever.


13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.


20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.


21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.


22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.


24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.


25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

T





tenorsaxxman 67M

9/16/2006 8:20 pm

ROTFLMAO! I already had the brake fluid and Clorox out before I read the last line. How did you know? Ceiling fan does wonder with spaghetti as well, true art when it dries.

Tenorsaxxman


frbnkslady replies on 9/17/2006 9:31 pm:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.. my nephew tied the poor cat to the ceiling fan... T

Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
8/31/2006 10:15 am

Hey T
Great list! #1 was stunned me - too close to reality because I overfilled my kingsize waterbed as a kid (twice). It didn't burst either time - it's amazing how big those things can get! The little on-the-ground frame was squeezing the middle of the bed about 3 feet off the ground and the rubber was stretched so tight it was not only transparent it was a giant magnifier - you could see between the carpet fibers from the doorway - awesome!

I also did (okay still do) #4 a lot. It's a pretty good game - all about timing - I've always tried to strike the fan out though.


frbnkslady replies on 9/1/2006 6:01 am:
lmaooo.... carhartt under-roos T

rm_hotcity2 63M

8/27/2006 9:23 pm

hey the first thing I thought of was I think I will try the clorox and break fluid LOL..that was too funny


frbnkslady replies on 8/27/2006 9:54 pm:
LMAO.. you guys will never grow up..... T

kyplowboy22 62M

8/27/2006 10:43 am

"80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid."

First thought that came to my mind was, "I bet THAT would run that groundhog out from under the shed out there to get a shot at 'im!"

What can I say....no defense.

kpb


frbnkslady replies on 8/27/2006 2:24 pm:
LMAOOOOOOOOOO.. just might work. T

rm_totally_fake 45M
258 posts
8/25/2006 6:05 am

hmmm clorox and brake fluid


frbnkslady replies on 8/25/2006 8:06 am:
lol.....T

LoveToLixxxxxxx 56M

8/24/2006 8:09 pm

Holy shit...how did they know I was gonna try the brake fluid and clorox

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caressmewell 54F

8/24/2006 6:19 pm

Ah the memories...I feel good about my son being 19 after reading this.


frbnkslady replies on 8/24/2006 8:05 pm:
LOL..but you still have to wonder how they or we survived it. T

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