Quotes  

frbnkslady 49F
3442 posts
7/19/2006 4:47 pm

Last Read:
7/23/2006 8:19 pm

Quotes


Famous Quotes:

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns




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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen



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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield


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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL."

Lynn Lavner


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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone



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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods




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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson




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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush
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"Ah, yes. 'Divorce,' from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams


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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro


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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams


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rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
3656 posts
7/23/2006 6:33 pm

I found the Jack N. quote to be interesting since he was raised beleiving his grandmother was his mother and his mother was his sister. A reporter discovered the truth aftr Jack became a film star early in his career.

tires


frbnkslady replies on 7/23/2006 8:20 pm:
WOW.. I didn't know that... I know a fw people who have been raised like that. T

LoveToLixxxxxxx 56M

7/19/2006 9:12 pm

gotta love george burns...lmfaooooooooooooooo

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frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 11:10 pm:
LMAOOOO, yep At least his cigars stayed in his mouth.. or at least didn't advertise a different usage. T

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
7/19/2006 4:52 pm

oh damn... thanks sweety, oh but I needed to laugh!


frbnkslady replies on 7/19/2006 9:10 pm:
You are very welcome. T

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