Old, but still funny  

frbnkslady 49F
3442 posts
7/20/2006 7:45 am

Last Read:
7/31/2006 8:21 pm

Old, but still funny

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
his birthday. After looking around, she found that all
the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say
it's been trained to give blowjobs!"

"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said..

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband,
he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting
act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging
and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to
find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your
ass is gone."


freshstart_06 48M
6 posts
7/25/2006 12:37 am

lol. that had me going 4 a second.

frbnkslady replies on 7/31/2006 8:22 pm:
lol T

Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

7/23/2006 7:16 am

Yep, just sign me up for squishing frogs everytime I see one now.

frbnkslady replies on 7/23/2006 1:50 pm:
LOL.. you will be taking away your snake food T

Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
7/22/2006 7:30 am

Hey T Another good one!

frbnkslady replies on 7/22/2006 10:57 am:

caressmewell 54F

7/21/2006 12:09 pm

I guess that is a gift that keeps on giving...

frbnkslady replies on 7/21/2006 5:22 pm:
LOL... ribbbbbbbbbit... T

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
7/20/2006 3:00 pm

lmao... too funny!

frbnkslady replies on 7/20/2006 3:25 pm:
<< T

rm_carnalrodeo 49M
73 posts
7/20/2006 2:24 pm


rm_Kyhammer2 48M/47F

7/20/2006 1:25 pm

Be careful what you wish for.

frbnkslady replies on 7/20/2006 3:25 pm:
<< T

hitched06 52M/52F

7/20/2006 11:41 am

good one T we be back as a couple instead of just me


frbnkslady replies on 7/20/2006 1:17 pm:
Welcome back and congrats.. T

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