frbnkslady 49F
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5/18/2006 8:44 am

A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd have some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the farmer. "Sam," he shouted, " those animals are talking! If that little sheep says anything about me, it's a damn lie!"

Three nuns were walking along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous grapefruit she'd seen in Florida.
The second one, also with her hands, described the bananas she'd seen in Jamaica.
The third nun, a little deaf, asked, " Father who?"

The little boy was sitting on the curb crying and an old man who was passing by came over to him.
"Whats the matter, little boy?" he asked. " Why are you crying?"
The little boy said, " I am crying because I can't do what the big boys do."
The old man sat down on the curb and cried too.


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