frbnkslady 49F
3442 posts
5/18/2006 12:03 am

Last Read:
5/18/2006 11:34 am


You are all in trouble now... I just purchased 2 new books. 'Giant book of dirty jokes' and 'Adult only pub jokes'. T

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, " Now I've got you. And now I'm going to eat you!"
"EAT! EAT! EAT!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. " Damn it! Doesn't anyone just FUCK anymore?"

Girl in a movie house: " The man next to me is masturbating!"
Girlfriend: " Ignore him."
" I can't; he's using my hand!"

Definition of a diaphragm: A trampoline fro schmucks.

Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the men tried to concentrate on their Saturday afternoon poker game. His father tried in every way he could to get Jimmy to occupy himself, but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the player and calling out the cards they held.
The player became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Jimmy by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle returned in a short time without Jimmy and without comment, and the game resumed.
For the balance of the afternoon, there was no trouble from Jimmy. After the game had ended and the players were settling their wins and losses, one of the players asked Jimmy's uncle, "What in the world did you do to Jimmy?"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. " I showed him how to jerk off."


caressmewell 54F

5/18/2006 5:44 am

Cool!! We need some more humor on the blogs right now.

frbnkslady replies on 5/18/2006 8:15 am:
I like passing out smiles... T

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
5/18/2006 12:53 am

if they're as funny as those, then I can't wait

frbnkslady replies on 5/18/2006 8:15 am:
LOL... Some pretty good ones in this book...T

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
5/18/2006 12:30 am

Oh we go

frbnkslady replies on 5/18/2006 8:14 am:
LOL.... I am not that bad... Am I??? T

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