A song for the Day  

five_speed 42M
3250 posts
9/25/2005 12:31 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A song for the Day

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

- rodney carrington " Letter to my penis'

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
9/25/2005 12:44 am

you are lucky I didnt choke (take that any perverted way you like)

playfulwithyou33 57F
961 posts
9/25/2005 1:07 am

(smirks) and while you're in the bathroom shavin the chinny chin chin, Here, have this washcloth to practice "exercising" with , (will send a bathtowel before the blogger's convention) hehe

dawndirtymind 43F
370 posts
9/25/2005 1:44 am

I love Rodney and that song! Thanks for the smile...gotta go get out my Rodney CDs now.

anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

9/25/2005 2:07 am

OMFG, that is too funny, i just downloaded that one today......

rm_Synn74 43F
1206 posts
9/25/2005 6:59 am

gotta love Rodney!!!

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

dano6332 57M

9/25/2005 11:55 am


five_speed 42M

9/25/2005 11:53 pm

I'm glad y'all enjoyed the comedy. I thought the Reststop could use a break from all the seriousness that's been going on lately.

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