The Three Little Pigs  

firestarter665 43M/40F
3158 posts
3/1/2006 4:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,
" but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

3/1/2006 5:15 pm

Shaking my head..... ....with a smile.
Holla.


PassionKisses4Me 45F

3/1/2006 5:41 pm

LMAO thats very cute...never heard that one before...thanks

Becky

~Becky~


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/1/2006 6:11 pm

Ha, I always wondered what that meant.


anuar65 52M
5 posts
3/1/2006 6:25 pm

good one, something to laugh about while I'm on the way to market to buy a fat pig!


firestarter665 43M/40F

3/2/2006 8:09 am

Glad to have made everyone laugh!


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