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firestarter665 44M/40F
3158 posts
6/12/2006 8:41 am

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6/14/2006 2:48 pm

I had to share this one!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


rm_rlandma 43M/42F
476 posts
6/12/2006 9:45 am

i have spent most of my life in a spiritual search for the theoretical utopia you have described in that last paragraph. now, add in the lil pill that will make it possible to eat anything i want whenever i want in all you can eat portions and never gain weight and it'd be nirvanna.


firestarter665 replies on 6/13/2006 6:19 am:
LOL. Tell me when you find that pill.

marywannado 44F

6/12/2006 10:34 am

Very glad my man has no prob in that department...


firestarter665 replies on 6/13/2006 6:21 am:
Me too. Although I do have a problem in the boob department...they are not big enough.

SacredStarDance

6/12/2006 5:41 pm

lmao... and btw your last two post were so great..just could not come up with good comments..lol your too funny

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We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


firestarter665 replies on 6/13/2006 6:22 am:
Any comment from you is a good comment!

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/13/2006 7:41 am

Good morning.
Very funny indeed.
Reminds me of those book titles:

Spotted wall by Whoflungpoo
Chinese over populations by weefuckemyoung
Dash to the outhouse by Willy makeit. Illustrated by Betty don't.
Russian mutilation by Boris Cutchcockoff
French mutilation by Claud Balls


firestarter665 replies on 6/13/2006 8:49 am:
LMAO

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

6/13/2006 8:40 am

But they are all smiling....!!!


firestarter665 replies on 6/13/2006 8:50 am:
They sure are. I hope I will be an old lady with perky boobs.

elysianpleasure 49M

6/13/2006 11:33 pm

Thanks for sharing... LMAO

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firestarter665 replies on 6/14/2006 2:49 pm:
You are welcome.

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

6/14/2006 3:52 am

LMFAO...Thanks I so needed that...Ready

Ready


firestarter665 replies on 6/14/2006 2:49 pm:
You know me, I just love to make peoples days.

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