The first meeting of VAA--  

fieldsofdaisy 42F
1343 posts
7/1/2006 8:34 am

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The first meeting of VAA--

The low murmur of conversation carries across the room. I check my watch. It's time. I straighten my notes, and stand up, adjusting my skirt. I stride to the podium, and tap the microphone, asking "Can everyone hear me?". The conversations die down, and I take a deep breath and begin. "Welcome, ladies. Welcome. First, a bit of housekeeping. There are coffee and snacks on the table by the door, please help yourselves. The flyers for next week's meeting are there as well. Now, I'd like to welcome everyone to the very first meeting if Vibe-Aholics Anonymous! My name is Daisy, and I am addicted to my vibrator." The group choruses back, "Welcome, Daisy." Followed by appreciative applause. "I have been addicted to my vibrator for almost 5 years now," I continue. "I have been known to pull it out both during sex, and even secretively afterwards, to finish myself off." The ladies in the room all nod knowingly, and look around at each other furtively, to see who else might be nodding in agreement. "I'm an everyday user, sometimes multiple times a day. And, while it hasn't impacted the important aspects of my life yet, I'm on a slippery slope. That's why I'm here." Low applause breaks out again. "I was vibe free for one week! However, last night, I was weak. My sponsor was on a business trip in St. Louis, and didn't hear his cell phone. So, I caved in to the temptation." I said dejectedly, hanging my head in shame. The women were all so supportive, assuring me that they had been there and back, had tried to quit many times. We all took our turns sharing our stories. The various troubles our addictions had gotten us into, the millions of incredible orgasms that were had at the 'hands' of electronic devices. After the laughs, the tears, and the sharing had concluded, I once again took the podium.

"So, ladies! Let's rise up! We can stand strong against the delicious vibrations and intense orgasms these toys create! We will be assigning you all a sponsor. If you will look to the back of the room, there is a line of handsome, dashing men. You will each be assigned one of these virile males to be your saviour when you get weak. Call them when you are ready to break. When you are tempted to give in. They will help you through the cravings. Talk you down. Assist you in any way necessary." The applause grows in intensity as the women survey the line of men in the back. "As each man steps forward, please raise your hand if you are interested in having him as your sponsor. If more than one woman desires the same sponsor, we will make use of the tried and true decision-making process of jell-o wrestling. To the victor shall go the sponsor!"

Well, as you can imagine. All hell broke loose at this point. It simply became an orgy of naked flesh and jell-o. But, hey... There wasn't a single vibrator in the room! Therefore, I would consider the very first meeting of Vibe-Aholics Anonymous a resounding success!

Although, we are left with one dilemma. We didn't have enough sponsors to go around. The poor guys got used and abused last night. Do I have any volunteers?

For that matter, are there any women out there who might need to attend our meetings? I know. It's hard to consider. But admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Please join us for next week's meeting! And, ladies. Be strong. You can do it!

Looking0100 55M

7/1/2006 10:45 am

I have never heard of having too much sex. Never believed it was possible. You may have a problem, but I doubt it.

I have a real problem. Quite the opposite of yours. Check my posts to find out what I mean.

I think it is good to use what ever means are necessary and at your disposal to accomplish the task, even it that is having an orgasm or multiple orgasms. Did the room actually become an orgy?

I would be a very willing volunteer for any of the women, including you.

rm_agathon12 47M
1311 posts
7/1/2006 6:00 pm

Bravo! Well done!

Next stop: a guest spot on Good Morning America!

Lovin_U_4_Fun 55F

7/2/2006 11:29 am

Thanks for the vivid images and the laughs!

themaster1961 56M
11 posts
8/11/2006 5:48 pm

count me in

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