Are your feet tired?  

fieldsofdaisy 42F
1343 posts
6/9/2006 2:07 pm

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6/4/2007 3:03 pm

Are your feet tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day!

I am a long-time, avid collector of cheesy pick-up lines. The cheesier, the better!

I thought I would list my favorites here, and hope that you all could offer up some more? Always looking to expand my collection!

Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I seeing double? (my all time fave!)

You know, that outfit is very becoming on you. But, then again, if I were on you, I'd probably be cumming, too! (second all time fave!)

(along the same lines as the previous)
That dress would look SO much better crumpled on my bedroom floor.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams...

Is your father a thief? Because, I think he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes...

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Heaven must be missing an angel, because you are standing right here.

Baby, I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because, I can totally see myself in them.

The next two deserve a bit of background, to truly appreciate them. I work downtown, and there are large numbers of homeless folk that mill about down here. It's generally not an issue, but sometimes, rather than the panhandle, they attempt the pick-up.

Are you worthy of my love? (Although, the co-worker that provided this one did state that coming from the right man, this could be a pretty good line!)

You wanna go into the alley and drink a 40 with me? (sigh... this was mine. And, I don't think even coming from the right man, that this would work.)

OK, it's your turn!! Give me your best, cheesiest pick-up lines! Or the strangest/funniest ones you've ever heard!

(And, how sad is it that some of these lines, well-delivered, of course, would totally work on me??)

rm_agathon12 47M
1311 posts
6/9/2006 8:54 pm

I LOVE those pants! I'd love them even better on my floor.

Looking0100 55M

6/9/2006 10:32 pm


You are a beautiful woman with a sexy body. You and I could pleasure each other in more ways than could be counted.

Thanks for this post. It is very entertaining.

Your friend,

Jon C.

Jeepidiot 44M

6/11/2006 5:34 pm

Baby, I'm Winnie the Pooh and I want to get my nose stuck all up in your honeypot!

rm_agathon12 47M
1311 posts
6/11/2006 7:08 pm

Personal favorite for being incredibly transparent: "would you like to see my etchings?" Oddly enough, I worked for a few friends of mine. Go figure.

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