Read This If You Are Not Getting Any Replies  

femalesquirter 45F
256 posts
4/26/2006 12:07 pm

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4/28/2006 11:38 am

Read This If You Are Not Getting Any Replies

Okay, I'm really sick of getting emails from men who keep pestering me, asking why I won't write them back. When I don't answer someone's email, the reasons could be one of or all of the following:-

a)Writes poorly. Appalling grammar. While you may think this is a casual medium and such things should be ignored, but hey, to each his own. Some chicks like me find a well written email sexy. I don't fuck idiots.

b)Again associating with writing poorly. Emails with no caps and punctuation. Guys, that is a MAJOR turn off!! I don't fuck idiots.

c)When someone uses "your" for "you're". Don't even get me started on this one!! Read my blog on this issue. I also mentioned it in my profile. Again if you don't know the difference, it's best to spell it out. I can't believe I am still getting emails from people who don't know how to use "you're". It is really simple guys. If you don't get this, then I must say, I don't fuck idiots.

d)No face pics attached. I specifically ask for them in my profile. I even said I will not read emails with no face pics attached. Hence I delete those who don't or can't read. I don't fuck idiots.

e)Guys who send me their cock pics. I find cock pics disgusting. I even mentioned it in my profile. Hence if someone sends me their cock pics, his email together with his ugly cock pics go straight to the trash bin. I don't fuck idiots.

f)While we are still on the subject of face pics; I also don't reply to men whom I don't find attractive. Hey, I've been turned down before so there, just accept it. You can't be everyone's cup of tea. If a woman is interested in you, she WILL contact you. No need to write her over and over again just to beat the truth out of her. It is not easy telling someone he or she is unattractive. It's best to just let sleeping dogs lie. And if you can't get this simple concept, then all I can say is, I don't fuck idiots.

g)Smokers. This is a deal breaker for me. I don't care how big your cock is, how much money you have, how good looking you are, how you know how to make me squirt, oh you get the drift. I will not fuck smokers. I have had smokers trying to convince me that I won't smell it on them because they only smoke outside or they really don't smoke that much. Who are you kidding? It's in your lungs dude. It comes out of your pores dude. You can never wash the stench out of your hands dude. It's on your clothes dude. It's on the walls in your home dude. It's everywhere you go dude whether you smoke around me or not. It's disgusting okay? I know smoking is a bad habit, an addiction hence I'm not going to say that all smokers are idiots. I'm sure it's not easy to quit, just like it is not easy to lose weight. Not all fat people are idiots.

I think I have covered everything. If not, I will add more later. Meanwhile, thank you for stopping by. If you truly get the drift in this blog, then I must say, you are not an idiot.

rm_Insham 35M

4/26/2006 12:35 pm

I'm not, but i smoke

norprin5 56M

4/26/2006 12:39 pm

so, just to be clear on don't fuck idiots?

King Nor XVIII

willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
4/26/2006 12:41 pm

Amen, sista.

mondauthor 31M
62 posts
4/26/2006 12:47 pm

OK, but I just want to know one thing: What does the caption on the cartoon say?

digdug41 50M

4/26/2006 12:48 pm

well I am a run on sentence so I guess that disqualifies me
I smoke like a chimney so that definitely disqualifies me
I like a woman who knows what she wants to bad the fellas dont read
too well cyroun the blogs

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

femalesquirter 45F
25 posts
4/26/2006 1:48 pm

Monauthor, the cartoon says, "I'm never having kids, I hear it takes nine months to download". Enjoy.

ucancallmekell 44F
2 posts
4/26/2006 3:21 pm

I have only just discovered this "blog" feature and came upon your blog. You hit home sista!

YogisSylphCleat 57M
17 posts
4/27/2006 6:47 pm

FS, you crack me up! I agree with everything you wrote. Smokers, especially, turn me off. DUDE, IT STINKS!! I also have a pet peeve on grammar and proper tense. One of mine is when people don't know the difference between "woman" and "women". About every third profile I read starts out "I am an attractive women..." sheesh don't they know that we don't fuck idiots? tee hee hee

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