Guaranteed service  

feel_my_heat 38F  
178 posts
1/25/2006 12:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Guaranteed service

I hear this line all the time from guys, I guarantee to give you great sex!

Guarantee : a "promise" or an "agreement" that is enforced or recognised by the law.

Ok now I'm not trying to be a smart ass but how can you guarantee great sex.

What if you suck in bed? How are you going to rewind time and give me back those few hours I wasted with you?

I guess what they are trying to say is I guarantee to keep on trying till I get it right.

I can never say I can guarantee anything cause everyone is different. What you do for one person, might not work for the other.

Thats why I always say the first time with someone is not the best to me. I like the 3rd or 4rd time cause we both start to learn each other. This is only my opinion so don't fly off the handle here everyone is different.



kitz6 61F

1/25/2006 1:42 pm

I agree with you entirely. Subsequent interludes are always better. As for pick up lines: the other line that ALWAYS makes me laugh is "I will rock your world!" OMG - how silly is that? I have over 30 years of experience here - does someone in his 20's or 30's REALLY think he can rock my world?? Show me a good time, perhaps; but let's not overstate the case, buddy.


rm_TexNVa 50M/50F
376 posts
1/25/2006 2:58 pm

I concur with you both. I know vastly more about sex than I did even 10 years ago, much less 15 or 20 years ago. Sometimes I feel I should go back and apologize to some of the early partners. 100% effort based on little/no previous experience compared to 100% effort of any amount of experience has GOT to go in the direction of added experience. Kitz, 30 years experience and a solid effort would slay some 20 year old. Don't hurt anyone!

Also agree with both that the discovery process that goes on between two people sexually adds to the pleasure of both. You might have hot sex the first time around, but I think part of that tends to be the "guaranteed" effort Heat mentioned. I'll always give full effort, but sometimes the situation, alcohol consumption, temperature, ailment, nerves, and a thousand other factors might get in the way of the pleasure. Heck, I'm sure for some people the extended effort gets in the way. I've heard guys complain about licking a woman taking away from the pleasure. I think they're crazy, I love it myself.

Tex


Phineas2005 49M
854 posts
1/25/2006 3:21 pm

<==== coming back to ground from flying off the handle....

For a limited time only, I guarantee that you come and I'll keep trying until you do. In addition of the package of drinks, dinner, desert, and breakfast (no cheapo here, see other post), if I do not make you come, I will reimburse your time with one of the following:

a) Take you to a movie of your choice or;

b) Clean your car inside and out or;

c) Do your yard work or;

d) Do your laundry or;

e) Buy your favorite sex toy.

But this is only for a limited time.

The "package" includes destination, and excludes taxes, title, license, options, and hotel charges. Phineas is shown with optional equipment. Actual prices set by resturant and hotel. Phineas reserves the right to make changes at any time without notice, and without incurring any obligations as to colors, materials, specifications, features, accessories, packages and models of Phineas.

"...I'm not trying to be a smart ass..." You Heat, never...


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 4:36 pm

Some guys must think they are the best there is and can please any woman.

Not a great start.


feel_my_heat 38F  
284 posts
1/25/2006 4:44 pm

Phineas you are a trip!!! Thats why me hearts you so much.

Hey Tex

"I've heard guys complain about licking a woman taking away from the pleasure."
I know guys who don't like to give oral, My bestfriends boyfriend is like that. He will only give oral every once in awhile.

Hey Kitz

I think some guys don't think when they write to a women.


feel_my_heat 38F  
284 posts
1/25/2006 6:13 pm

    Quoting oldman1776:
    Some guys must think they are the best there is and can please any woman.

    Not a great start.
Hey Old

Yeah I know tons of guys that think they are gods gift to women and they get no attention from me. Overly cocky guys just don't do it for me.


keithcancook 61M
18004 posts
1/25/2006 7:51 pm

Your last paragraph is right on!


StaynHardnHot 43M
305 posts
1/25/2006 9:17 pm

Heat, most guys say things without really thinking about what they are saying when confronted by a sexy woman like yourself..lol...as for my self..i never promise or guarantee great sex ..only that it will never be for the lack of effort, passion or the wiullingness to learn something each time. Like they say..under promise...over deliver

Chris


kitz6 61F

1/25/2006 11:03 pm

Actually, this may come as a surprise to you, but I don't hurt anyone. I take great care of my men. Even my lovers usually come off unscathed. If you will look back several pages in my blog you will see my set program for bringing a man on and turning him into a great lover. Lots of fun.

Guarantees = none; but it is fun to try.

Be sure Lady H, Mr. Heat will return in good condition!


sharewus2 41M/33F

1/26/2006 5:38 am

i gotta agree on this one, but with a clause: while sex with most partners usually does get better with time, there's always the guy who just isn't my style. i think you ladies know what i mean...he likes it too rough or too gentle or too SOMETHING and it's just not what youre into. i also want to back miss kitz up with that promise of hers...he will come back relatively unscathed


Phineas2005 49M
854 posts
1/26/2006 11:31 am

    Quoting kitz6:
    I agree with you entirely. Subsequent interludes are always better. As for pick up lines: the other line that ALWAYS makes me laugh is "I will rock your world!" OMG - how silly is that? I have over 30 years of experience here - does someone in his 20's or 30's REALLY think he can rock my world?? Show me a good time, perhaps; but let's not overstate the case, buddy.
I can give you a Pet Rock....


fcnicodemus 47M

1/26/2006 9:16 pm

If it is one thing I've learned in life it is that I will always be a student. No matter how great you think you are at something, there is always someone who is better. Be it driving, sex, golf, whatever.

Humility is always the best course, and an open mind is always the best thing to bring. The only thing that I could guarantee to someone is that I would try to do whatever it takes to satisfy them.

Being with a new partner though, is like trying to play a new instrument. Certainly one guitar is virtually indistinguishable from another in terms of their features. But learning the subtle nuances that are inherent with each guitar, in order to make it sound absolutely the best requires practice.

Although I did have one relationship with a woman 10 years my senior. She and I fit like puzzle pieces sexually. Our first time together was mind-blowing. That was one of the rare times where I was able to "pick up" an instrument and play it well from the start.

So no guarantees, other than that I'd give me utmost effort.


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
1/26/2006 11:57 pm

Anyone who 'guarantees' great sex the first time out of the gate is full of it in my mind. You are right in that it takes time to get used to each other and learn the likes/dislikes of your partner in the sack. And after all - isn't getting to know someone like that half the fun?


feel_my_heat 38F  
284 posts
1/27/2006 9:08 am

Hey Fcnico and Smacky

I agree with you both 100%. I'm always nervous the first time especially since its the first time we will see each other naked. After that its gravy.


Phineas2005 49M
854 posts
1/27/2006 2:06 pm

Well, for me, I seen you....ahhh, never mind...

It's gravy time....


rm_acer57 60M
124 posts
2/1/2006 8:06 am

Bob Guccione, publisher of Penthouse, was once asked What makes a woman good in bed? He answered, "A good man." I take this to mean a man who makes that particular woman open up and respond also. A guy simply can't be all to all women. One man's 'forgettable' experience could be another man's 'unforgettable' experience simply because the second guy hit it off better with the same woman.

I always like to meet someone in person fairly quickly... usually just for coffee or something, because there is definately 'chemistry' that you can only read by meeting in person.


griffiththomas 57M
1536 posts
7/1/2013 8:37 pm

Sorry for commenting on an old post, but I couldn't agree with you more. Sex is about TWO people coming together to make magic. I guess men tend to think THEY are the one's who make it great, but that's just the male ego.

Nothing better than the third or fourth time and getting in the groove!


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