The different kinds of farts.  

fartypants9992 42F
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2/9/2006 9:13 pm

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6/8/2006 6:51 pm

The different kinds of farts.

The tag-a-long fart: thats the kind where you think it is done and there is another smaller fart that comes immediately afterwards.

The morning fart: this is absolutely the loudest fart of the day, and it comes right after you wake up, and this might be the one thing that wakes you up.

The sharp fart: These kind actually hurt coming out. It feels like your spitting little pins out.

The shy fart: This is the one that is the hardest to get out. You have to push, and push, and push as hard as you can to get it out.

The scare-the-cat fart: these are loud, I mean really loud. For example: you are sitting in your living room all alone, the tv on, maybe your reading a magazine etc, the cat is lying on the floor curled up in a ball sound asleep until......BBBBLLLLAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! and it is so loud the cat stands at attention scared sh*tless.

The dreaded silent fart: this kind you have heard before.....silent but deadly...they are one of the stinkiest kinds, but come out quietly. Beware anyone standing around when this one comes out.

The energizer fart: this one just keeps going and going and going and little spurts usually...

Then.....there is the worst one:

The Thought fart: Its simple....."I thought I had to fart and sh*t myself".

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 3:18 pm

Hi fellow MD blogger....I dont fart

Purry {=}


skeett_54 63M
35 posts
3/9/2006 1:25 pm

Hay let's hook up and have a farting party sometime! LOL I luv to fart!!

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