R women hard to please?  

exoticeyes1000 57F
106 posts
3/28/2006 7:04 am

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5/24/2006 5:58 am

R women hard to please?

"Husband Super Store"

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please.

The exit is to your left; we hope you fall down the stairs. "

SaucyNSassy 40F

3/28/2006 7:39 am

LMAO! I have been sent this email a million times and just from reading your post title I said to myself, "yes, we are". It's true... we are. I could go into this at length but I would hate to take up a ton of space on your blog. Great joke!


bipolybabe 56F

3/28/2006 7:58 am

Thank you for starting my day off with a laugh and a reminder to be grateful.


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norprin5 56M

3/28/2006 8:10 am

King Nor XVIII

clitalicious67 50F

3/28/2006 11:37 am

This one ALWAYS cracks me up!!!

pleasureyourclit 67M
836 posts
3/28/2006 2:30 pm

Nugent5002 42M
336 posts
4/18/2006 8:11 pm

There is another version of this joke making the rounds in New York. It's about a store for Jewish women to find husbands. At the top floor there's a sign saying, "This proves that there's no pleasing a Jewish woman."

I hope no one is offended by this comment. It is not meant to offend anyone based on religion. It simply makes use of a cultural stereotype for humor.

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