Introductions  

evrybodywantsom 44M
3 posts
6/5/2006 10:36 am

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6/9/2006 7:04 am

Introductions


Hey. Thanks for stopping by. Have a look around, give a read, and I hope you enjoy. If not, my apologies, I did my best...

Some back history, I suppose, would be warranted here to start things off. You know my handle already and I guess that's as good a way as any to get the ball rolling. When I joined back in December of '05, I took a look around at the website and thought, "God, look at all these profiles. Everybody wants some nookie." I'm really not happy with the handle, I have a notion that it comes off cocky (pun intended) and that it's about me, like I'm hung like a thermos and no lady could resist, that they'd all be knocking down my door, "Please! I need some! I gotta gotta have some!!!" Also, it's that cheesy Van Halen song from the movie "Better off Dead" where the claymation cheeseburgers get up and start singing.

I joined up some 5 months ago as a standard member. (A "standard member", according to a sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco, is approximately 6.25 inches long and the average circumference is 4.5 to 5 inches. No data was reported for Silver or Gold Members.) Standard's a tough way to go. Membership level wise, that is. All I could do was throw winks around like confetti, hoping that some adventurous gal who had ponied up the membership fee would take pity on me, check me out, see what a truly charming and easy-going guy I am, and send me an email. The chat rooms seemed like a dead end with the seemingly same 6 female members chatting day after day for hours at a time. Well, at least it seemed like they were having a good time with some interesting chat. And all the potato-head guys seem to write is, "Hey friskykitty19, wanna fuck?" Besides, how can you be getting any if your typing all day? So, last month I came to the realization that if this was going to happen, if I had any chance at all of a libidinous encounter with a willing lass, I'd have to upgrade. So here I am Silver, and I highly recommend it for the simple fact that you can initiate a conversation.

And if you can initiate a conversation, perhaps you can find a way to separate someone from their unmentionables. I mean, really, one way or another, that's pretty much what were all after here. That's the end justifiying these means. Good old-fashioned capital S capital E capital X. Everybody wants some, right? Well, mostly, some of these profiles are from ladies who seem to be looking for soul-mates on "The World's Largest Sex & Swinger Personals Site". Which is fine, sex in a relationship can make or break it, we all find that out eventually, so, why not start right off, saying, "Look, ya gotta be a good screw, you need to want to toss my salad (or whatever your kink is), then we can find out if we both cry at movies, or if we have the same ideas about window treatments".

But there's a huge difference between the dudes and dudettes here. Hell, there's a difference anywhere, not just here, but I think a major difference is that guys think they'll be able to sign on, choose a profile, write a short email, (i.e. "what's up, hottie?") and get laid. Ok, maybe I am just speaking for myself now, although I'd stike "hottie" and replace with "foxy mistress of my lascivious itch", but that was my general impression of how things were going to go down when I joined up. Clearly I've changed my views on this, it just doesn't seem to happen that way, but I'm telling ya, if a woman wrote me saying, "Listen, I'm horny and my vibe is dead, come to 123 Fake St at 2 O'clock" I would probably...God, I don't know what I'd do. I'd surely look up 123 Fake St on Map Quest, but after that I'd most likely fall flat on my ass in disbelief. I suppose it happens, just a random hook up, no names exchanged, nothing known about the other person except that they're a warm and willing body, but I won't believe it until I see it. And I'm not holding my breath.

But my point, and I didn't intend to even have a goddamned point, I was only introducing myself, is that I've changed my impression of what AdultFriendFinder is. I've met some really cool women recently. I've had conversations I never expected to have on a site like this. And whether I do end up sepatating them from their panties is just a side note at this point. I'm digging them, regardless. So, to all you soul-mate searchers, maybe you've got the right idea.

Well, I guess that's a good start. It seems I can write alot without saying much. But, you've got an impression of me, right, the beginnings of a picture, some personality? Great. I hope. Or perhaps you're throughly turned-off. Either way, if you're not doing anything at 2 o'clock....

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/5/2006 12:48 pm

Welcome to the blogs! This was a great start.


wannasee63 54F
42 posts
6/7/2006 9:49 am

Excellent start I would say!! And if you can get up from falling on your ass (LO I just might be at 123 Fake St at 2pm!!

Kisses,
Wanda


rm_usergirl 53F

6/9/2006 2:32 am

Your blog is witty and insightful--I would expect no less from you. Keep writing, but don't forget that there are some warm and very willing bodies who may be awaiting personal, private missives from you.


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