blondes  

eveready06 43M
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8/13/2006 4:31 pm

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8/14/2006 1:14 pm

blondes


Before you read this blonde lol! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!

The Blonde

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's a blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"

eveready06 43M

8/14/2006 1:14 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    I dont get it, i'm blonde, can someone explain it to me ... I need to go lie down, my head hurts from trying to work it out and my brain cell is annoyed at being woken twice in the one day.....

    Good one, I have loadsa them way back on my blog..I lurves all the blonde jokes

Lol Glad you appreciated it! I'm gonna post some dumb bloke jokes to make it up to you now though


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