eveready06 43M
1058 posts
7/5/2006 2:34 pm

Wahey! Finally I've got some new jokes! lol! Thank God I hear you say, we dont have to listen to him drivel on about shite again today lol!

Ungrateful Husband

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, for being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the
with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand
poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her
hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me." The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed,
but a
wish is a wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The
became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful
bas****s should remember fairies are female......

Picture on the Nightstand!

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

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