Its a Mitzvah!!  

eveready06 43M
1058 posts
6/30/2006 1:35 pm

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7/1/2006 3:44 pm

Its a Mitzvah!!

Again no intention to offend!

Jewish Wedding.

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together, like the rest of the world."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!," replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah - a good thing within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing."

VanillaKisses243 44F

6/30/2006 3:33 pm

that one actually made me laugh out loud, which rarely happens...i don't know why i thought it was so funny but i did...thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

eveready06 43M

6/30/2006 4:11 pm

My pleasure hun! Thanks for posting, its always nice to know people appreciate your efforts lol! pop back whenever and see if anything else tickles your fancy!

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
6/30/2006 9:39 pm


eveready06 43M

7/1/2006 2:50 am

Elephant shoes babyyyyyyyyy!

eveready06 43M

7/1/2006 3:44 pm

    Quoting MarcySullivan:
    That was a really good one!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
hanks for postig hun! Thats all the thanks I need! x

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