I'm Fuckin Ill and Miserable!!!!  

eveready06 43M
1058 posts
8/22/2006 1:50 pm

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9/1/2006 2:21 pm

I'm Fuckin Ill and Miserable!!!!


Cheer me up people! I've not been well for days and now I'm fuckin miserable to boot!!!! Pleaseeee say summat to put a smile on my face!!!

RubyRedPetal 45F

8/22/2006 2:36 pm

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."


Hope your feelin better soon. x

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pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
8/22/2006 2:51 pm

Awwww...I'd do my best to cheer you up! *hugs*


hornylilgirl78 107F

8/22/2006 3:20 pm

<---------Do you like my new heels??

~HLG78~

"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
8/22/2006 3:57 pm

YEH CHEERS HUN THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EVERY1 RUSH TO HIM AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSS YA COTTTONNNNNNNNN BROWN AND YELLOW SEAMED Y FRONTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIDDDDDDDDDDDDUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EVERY 1 PATTTTT HIM WRAP HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UP AWWWW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IM NOT EVENNNNNNNNNN GOING THERE HUN XXXXXXXXX GET WELL & HAPPY SOOON AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
8/22/2006 4:01 pm

COCKLE PICKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WITH AFRO HAIRY ARMPITS AND FURRY TOES

BIKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - - - - - - - - JIM

TRAINSPOTTTTTTTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS R US


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
8/22/2006 4:04 pm

AWWWWWWW HUN LOL LAURA NEVER MIND HUN DID YOU KNOW HE CAN SUCK HIS OWN????? HIS TODGERS THAT BIG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELL YA DO NOWWWWWWWWWWW AYE AYE AYE AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


rm_aboutme66 52F
6047 posts
8/22/2006 5:12 pm

Here Baby just doing my part to cheer you up if you need more just whistle.

Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down." His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad." The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to."

A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting so when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the lounge and let out just a little fart when the dog hopped onto the couch with him. He figured that the parents would think it was the dog. Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch and so the man kept going, finally he let rip and the parents finally told the dog to get off the couch before the man shit on him!

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

Donna
Someday is today.


Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
8/23/2006 8:44 am

awwwww.....c'mre and I will give you a cuddle....failing that....i can think of other things to cheer u up

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:48 pm

    Quoting RubyRedPetal:
    A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
    The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
    "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

    Hope your feelin better soon. x
Lmao!!! Thanks hun! I'm starting to feel better already!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:51 pm

    Quoting rm_liz3120072:
    Well if I was with u, I would be licking and sucking your hard cock until u beg me to stop.
Beg you to stop???!! Don't think stops in my vocabulary when it comes to having my cock sucked lol! Nice thought though! Thanks for posting hun.


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:53 pm

Aww I bet you would lovely! And I'm sure you'd do a great job!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:56 pm

Like??! I love em theyre fab! The rest of the picture certainly perked me up a bit too!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:58 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    YEH CHEERS HUN THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EVERY1 RUSH TO HIM AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSS YA COTTTONNNNNNNNN BROWN AND YELLOW SEAMED Y FRONTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIDDDDDDDDDDDDUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EVERY 1 PATTTTT HIM WRAP HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UP AWWWW BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    IM NOT EVENNNNNNNNNN GOING THERE HUN XXXXXXXXX GET WELL & HAPPY SOOON AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Aww I asked you not to mention me lucky pants in public babyyyY! I'm getting there hun, starting to feel more meself again!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 1:59 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    AWWWWWWW HUN LOL LAURA NEVER MIND HUN DID YOU KNOW HE CAN SUCK HIS OWN????? HIS TODGERS THAT BIG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    WELL YA DO NOWWWWWWWWWWW AYE AYE AYE AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now thats just a vicious rumour lol!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 2:01 pm

    Quoting rm_aboutme66:
    Here Baby just doing my part to cheer you up if you need more just whistle.

    Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

    A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down." His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad." The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to."

    A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting so when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the lounge and let out just a little fart when the dog hopped onto the couch with him. He figured that the parents would think it was the dog. Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch and so the man kept going, finally he let rip and the parents finally told the dog to get off the couch before the man shit on him!

    A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
Lol! Thank you hun! My smiles getting wider by the post! Are you ok?


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 2:02 pm

    Quoting playrigal:
    Awwwwww miserable too? You need something besides cheering up..always works for me!
Any suggestions???


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 2:04 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

    Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet."

    So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

    The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!

TY hunny! I can always rely on you for a good blonde joke to put a smile on my face Oh noooo! Not anymore though eh your leaving us!!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 2:06 pm

    Quoting Sulabula:
    awwwww.....c'mre and I will give you a cuddle....failing that....i can think of other things to cheer u up
Oooh do tell!!! A cuddles great but the other things are far more intrigueing lol!


eveready06 43M

8/23/2006 2:10 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    Two biscuite crossing the road one gets run over the other one says 'oh crumbs'

    ok well it always makes me giggle
Did the same for me lol! The simple ones are always the best! Thanks for that hun. BTW Two babies on the maternity ward, one says to the other - "Are we boy babies or girl babies???" The other replies "Oh definately boy babies" - "How do you know?" At which the baby throws back its covers and sayssssssssss....... "Look"..........."Blue booties!!!!!"


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
8/23/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting eveready06:
    Aww I bet you would lovely! And I'm sure you'd do a great job!
Why thank you for the vote of confidence! lol


eveready06 43M

8/24/2006 10:13 am

Your welcome hunny!


eveready06 43M

8/24/2006 10:15 am

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    ohhh thats funny I like that.... seems we have the same weird SOH
Keep em coming hunny! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud lol! See they get worse and worse


eveready06 43M

8/24/2006 3:39 pm

Paddy and Mick standing either side of a large river.

Paddy: " Mick, Mick, how do you get to the other side???!

Mick: "What're you talking about Paddy? You are on the other side!!


Ahhh the old ones are the best lol!


ShooooM 44M
340 posts
8/25/2006 9:53 am


eveready06 43M

8/26/2006 2:10 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    Why didnt the skeleton go to the disco?

    Cos he had no BODY to go with
Two nuns in the bath, one says to the other - Wheres the soap? the other nun replies - Yes it does doesn't it!!! Think about it!!!


eveready06 43M

8/30/2006 2:51 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    What do you call a theft in Peking?

    A chinese take away

    ohhhhh and I got the nun joke... thats just rude


Frenchman - after making love my lover rises a foot above the bed.

Italian - after making love my lover rises six foot above the bed.

Irishman - after I make love I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the fuckin roof!!!


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