Computer gremlins  

eveready06 43M
1058 posts
8/26/2006 2:17 pm

Last Read:
9/3/2006 5:56 pm

Computer gremlins

this ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you
skip
any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all
true!!!!


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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...


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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
on
my desk... sorry....

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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill
Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time
I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
capital
letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on
my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the
circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The
man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is
working fine."


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And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Steve, let's press the control and escape keys at
the
same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
type
the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Steve.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Steve.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!



rm_aboutme66 53F
6047 posts
8/26/2006 5:44 pm

Thanks for this Honey, now I feel ssssooo much smarter!!!!! lmfao

Donna
Someday is today.


rm_douglhers 42M
150 posts
8/26/2006 5:50 pm

LMAO


MoutnainGirl 39F

8/26/2006 10:12 pm

LOL.. great post!

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Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
8/27/2006 8:26 am

lmao...good one

Sula xxx

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eveready06 43M

8/28/2006 7:07 am

Happy to amuse you all. Take care people!


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