A womans needs and a mans needs.  

eveready06 43M
1058 posts
6/25/2006 2:58 pm

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7/8/2006 1:41 am

A womans needs and a mans needs.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so
much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their
heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I
just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every guy on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look
by saying,"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with
her. We went out for a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take
so I
told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get
a
pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she
picked
out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so
excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet
when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said "That's fine, honey." She
was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear,let's
go to
the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?!

I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like
she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am
and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.


honeypot7473 44F

6/26/2006 8:59 am

That was too funny!! I loved it, Even as a woman I love the humor there, and appreciate the truth in that....thanks for making me laugh today.


eveready06 43M

6/26/2006 1:17 pm

    Quoting honeypot7473:
    That was too funny!! I loved it, Even as a woman I love the humor there, and appreciate the truth in that....thanks for making me laugh today.
Your welcome hunny! Anything to please lol! Thanks for posting! x


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/26/2006 5:58 pm

Oh my gosh! That was hilarious. If that were to happen in real life I'm sure the guy wouldn't be having sex for a long long LONG time! To funny!


eveready06 43M

6/26/2006 7:05 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Oh my gosh! That was hilarious. If that were to happen in real life I'm sure the guy wouldn't be having sex for a long long LONG time! To funny!
Glad to bring a smile to such a pretty face lol! (I make myself sick sometimes with these cheesy lines lol! sorry! but the thought behind its true) Thanks for posting hun! x


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