Of men and dogs  

eriedragon4 58M
2737 posts
3/4/2006 11:27 am

Last Read:
3/6/2006 10:42 pm

Of men and dogs


Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.


Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.


Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is !!!)

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
3/5/2006 10:36 pm

    Quoting LadytoPleaseYou:
    At this moment, I would take my dog over a man in a heart beat. At least he comes when I tell him to.
Yes Thats my best bud Duke, and like every other male,on this site
he wanted a picture with his doghood haning out. He is such a ham!
actually he's full blood black labradore, but he's still an oinker

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/5/2006 3:27 pm

Love my dogs!
And always love reading the Erie Dragon

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Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
3/5/2006 7:20 am

You are too cute...

kind thoughts,

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/5/2006 7:05 am

The Disney theme is perfect, I love it! In this Lady's eyes you are no Tramp, but a king who rules romance and love and is the master of seduction and has this Lady's heart in his hands waiting for the beauty of your words to be written upon it.

BTW, is that a pic of your dog? Looks so much like my Blackjack (lab/rotte)

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
3/5/2006 1:56 am

    Quoting LadytoPleaseYou:
    At this moment, I would take my dog over a man in a heart beat. At least he comes when I tell him to.
You my dear, Lady would not have to call this tramp,
twice,I would be at you feet panting,at first call,
(in the background music plays, this is the night it's a beautifull night.....)

(please excuse the Disney theme)

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/4/2006 10:57 pm

At this moment, I would take my dog over a man in a heart beat. At least he comes when I tell him to.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

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