Carefull where you sit  

eriedragon4 58M
2737 posts
8/7/2006 11:50 pm

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8/9/2006 9:30 pm

Carefull where you sit

I heard this joke last weekend hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender where's the bathroom at?

The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right. Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom.

A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom again.

This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away."

The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket!!

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
8/8/2006 10:54 pm

LMAO! Ouch!

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/8/2006 7:43 pm

Has this ever happened to you?

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
8/8/2006 10:24 am

That IS funny and what is the funniest to me about it is
that it probably started out as a true story somewhere )

When you get a chance...check out my post today, it might be good for a laugh if nothing else..and laughter does heal! Goddess is on a laughing kick this week and would like to know Erie's take on *piercings* {=} [post 459382]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

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