Already jumping the shark  

endowed_4_fun 43M
80 posts
7/10/2006 2:30 pm

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7/12/2006 7:13 pm

Already jumping the shark

I can't think of anything creative that I care to write about today, so I'll rely on the ever-popular funny quotes:

"Drugs are not the answer -- unless the question is 'what is not the answer.'"

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule."

"It is always the last place you look, because after that, there's no reason to look anymore."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"Men are crap. They're the human race's only failed gender."

"The truth is like sunlight: people used to think it was good for you."

And the best Jack Handy line of all time: "If God dwells inside us, like some people say He does, I sure hopes He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!"

rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
7/12/2006 6:33 pm

My favorite Jack Handy quote: "If a child asks you, 'What is rain?', tell them that it's God, crying. If the child asks, 'Why is God crying?', tell them, 'It's because of something you did.'"

endowed_4_fun replies on 7/12/2006 7:12 pm:
LOL. Great! Not as good as enchiladas, but stil great.

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