YOU may already be a winner!  

electriccompany 53M
104 posts
8/29/2006 1:22 pm

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9/1/2006 4:45 am

YOU may already be a winner!

In the short time I've been here, I have seen a few landmarks on the blogs:

There was
AngelOfMercy5's 10,000th post.

I see that [blog MzHunyHole]MzHunyHole has had and well-surpassed the 30,000th comment mark!

A few days ago on Tug of War at PreciousOrchid PreciousOrchid's blog I had the distinct honor of being poster # 2,000! Check it out! I recieved a kiss from her for that! (Good smootch, too! Thanks, Presh-O.)

Wants2CyberWants2Cyber is sneaking up on 700, herself.

Pulled up stats on SusieQ27 [blog SusieQ27] too, but I couldn't read them. (They were in the Metric System.)

N'Yeah, I'm a guy. Size matters, so I looked upon my own little blogdom... Suddenly I realize I am nowhere near as sexy as all the above hot li'l baby-dollz! Therefore, I'll probably not ever have the kind of traffic stats they have. I've come to terms with that. *SOB* *sniff*

Instead, I'm going to have to rely on the novelty of the number associated with my blog count, rather than how many zeros are attached to it, to have more frequent celebrations. Glancing again at the control-panel of my blog I see it says "Comments Received Total: 69". *big grin*

WOO-HOOOOOO! 69696969696969696969!!!!!! One of THE MOST celebrated sex acts in all of Blogland!!! One of THE MOST common portions of various people's member ID's. What is also undenyably the most popular football / baseball / basketball jersey worn by porn stars?... Good old number 69! What's a great way for the happy new homeowners to wet his whistle while she gets her carpet cleaned?... 69!

|||||||| <--- Observe from a safe distance the "69" in it's natural sexual habitat, the bed. The odd male of the species, 9, poised with it's bulbous head ready to explore the female 6's protected and curvaceous opening. The even female 6 with her mouth near nine's long extension, ready to begin pleasuring. TALK ABOUT DIGITAL STIMULATION!!

For those of you viewing the internet via telegraph: -.... ----.
(Look! It's even somewhat suggestive of the act in Morse Code!)

YESSSSS! Getting all into a proverbial, pervial FRENZY about the novelty of this number! I do realize that it's just a number. Number Theory does maintain that if you're not just counting even numbers, something has to be there between 68 and 70 on the number line. (I hear those two don't get along well.) That mathematical point aside, I'm ready to git this partay startay with "Hello, Caller Number 69! We're on the air and in each other's hair!" Did you ever wonder what the prize is for being number 69?
** Another big grin **

********* sponsored by ElectricCompany **********

So with many appearances put in by the previously mentioned hotties, there is a good probability that #69 is one of them. (Yes, I am salivating! Place your bets ladies and gents.) Could this lead to something? Any obligations felt by the ladies for being number 69? EWWWW, I HOPE SO!!! Heh-heh. Get ready to collect a prize.

I wonder who commenter 69 could be? AH, I see Jay is now bringing THE ENVELOPE down the aisle to me in the Mystery Box! (How appropriate! It cums in a box.) ... I now have THE ENVELOPE in my hand here onstage at the Bloggy Awards!

So without further ado... The moment you've all been waiting for...

Oh! I see Wants2Cyber is so lovely in a Vera Wang dress for the occasion, tonight. Well, I'll bet that's the first time SHE has been IN a WANG ... since conception!

* Drummer does the obligatory snare drum rimshot and cymbal crash! *

Okay, okay. NOW without further ado... The moment you've all been waiting for... The winner of being Number 69 On My Blog, 78.3% Recycled Content, is ... *RIP* *fumble-fumble*...


...*fumble-fumble... Awkward moment with cheap reading glasses*


... ElectricCompany.

* Crickets chirp in the background *

Um. Sorry about the big, ceremonious letdown, folks. Since I am a standard member, I have to comment on my own blog when I reply to all of your generous, complimentary and clever comments. Hmm. UHM. Unfortunately I cannot complete my "obligations" to myself related to this auspicious award. I'm just not that flexible ...

* Justin Timberlake tries to revive the audience by ripping ElectricCompany's tuxedo and shirt open, revealing a BMW Roundel hot-glued to his left nipple. *

* Crickets continue chirping in the background *

For the sake of all that is sacred on Awards shows, will the orchestra Puh-LEEEEEZE play me off the stage!!!

(The iPod waves a wand as it plays Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams.)

wants2cyber 44F

8/29/2006 6:23 pm

Dum, dum, dum, dum, deee, deee....

(That's the orchestra!!)

Congratulations on your cool coital comment, sexy man!

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/30/2006 12:48 pm

Adding to your band of angels, are you, lover?

Luv n stuff Susie

electriccompany 53M

8/30/2006 2:39 pm

So glad we're of the same tribe.

A blog journey of 50,000 comments begins with one.

When it cums to expansion, I do.

rm_babyboomer26 67M
898 posts
8/30/2006 8:08 pm

Geez, I've been looking for my missing crickets all day long. I'm glad I fianlly found them. Now would you mind returning them?

FUNNY blog e-man. You just made my watch list. Keep it up and I'm sure you will get up to 138 comments before you know it.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/31/2006 5:55 am

~hooks cane outside of curtain and pulls you off the stage~ You ARE funny! You just need to know that when the curtain closes the show is over! ROFLMAO!

electriccompany 53M

8/31/2006 3:02 pm

OF COURSE! A double 69 happens at 138. At the current rate, that should happen around Thanksgiving. I'll double 69 with #138: once dressed as Pilgrims, then dressed as Native Americans!

Well, that just made you look like a hooker!

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