Fantasy: How I would run my detective agency! (Epilogue)  

electriccompany 53M
104 posts
8/11/2006 9:56 am

Last Read:
8/25/2006 1:00 pm

Fantasy: How I would run my detective agency! (Epilogue)


Previously in order:

Fantasy How I would run my detective agency
Fantasy How I would run my detective agency Part II the plot gets thick
And now a PARODY word from our sponsor, Your Local Cable Company
Fantasy How I would run my detective agency Part III Angel's rescue with happy ending

and now for the conclusion:

************************************************************
Scene 4: Final wrap-up just outside Electric's Office
************************************************************

* Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27] and longleggedkitty are on the luxurious couch in front of an otherwise bare desk with only an intercom speaker on it. AngelofMercy5 is in an executive style chair behind the desk. Everyone notices and wonders why the intercom speaker has been broken and reassembled with model airplane glue and held together with duct tape. Also, this time Bosley really is absent! AngelofMercy5 and the Angels await ElectricCompany in front of the speaker as it crackles to life. *

ElectricCompany: Hello, Angels!

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27], longleggedkitty and angelofmercy5 singsong in unison: Hel-LOOOOO, Electric! *giggle* *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*

electriccompany: How nice of you to drop in too, AngelofMercy5! I'm so glad you are alright!

AngelofMercy5: Never better.

electriccompany: It is casual Friday! So, I hope you ladies have briefs on today for our traditional "de-briefing!"

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27], longleggedkitty and angelofmercy5 roll their eyes up in unison: Yeeeees, Electric!

AngelofMercy5: Some policies never change around here! Pardon my saying so, but you... or at least your intercom speaker, looks in a terrible state! What happened to you, Electric?

electriccompany: OH, yes! The duct tape, glue and all. Well as you all know I can't see a thing out of this speaker.

longleggedkitty: Right.

electriccompany: Yesterday I thought I heard the maid come into the office. In my mind, I thought it was the usual, hot, slender, 28-year-old Romainian swim-team beauty that I've had "cleaning the office" for years now. If I had just checked my calendar, I would have known she was on vacation and that the substitute maid was who I was hearing.

[blog SusieQ27]: Substitute maid? What is she like, then?

electriccompany: Well, the substitute is a middle-aged woman about 5'1", 430 pounds. A very gluttonous eater who's never exercised a day in her life! If I had known it was her instead, I never would have requested my favorite intercom sex fantasy...

Wants2Cyber: ...Which is?

electriccompany: intercom "facesitting!"

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27], longleggedkitty and [angelofmercy5] are enlightened in unison: OOOoooh!

* Then they thought of where that intercom speaker box had been all these years. Each of them at some time or another in their service to ElectricCompany Detective Agency had touched the speaker to turn it on, set the volume or just for a good luck pat before an assignment! *

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27], longleggedkitty and angelofmercy5 are sickened in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!!!! GROSS!

Wants2Cyber digs through her purse: Here! I have some waterless hand cleanser I use in my cover job as a school teacher.

electriccompany: Relax, ladies. We always cleaned up together afterwards!

* The hand cleanser gets distributed, anyway! *

longleggedkitty: So ... I guess you could say, when that substitute maid is sitting in, she's really "sitting in."

electriccompany: Oh. Ha-ha. Thank you for making a joke.

[blog SusieQ27]: Electric, would you say sparks flew between you two?

electriccompany: C'mon, you heartless, ass-kicking beauties! Think of the poor woman's misfortune!

angelofmercy5 wanting to move on and sensing that ElectricCompany needed badly to be rescued, asks: Hey, where's that horny, old dog, Bosley gotten off to?!?

Wants2Cyber: When we started off this assignment, he was getting off in the closet over there!

electriccompany: Yes, so I've sent him off to a thrift store. He's on a mission to find a '70's era replacement speaker to take the place of this one. He's also getting a carpet steamer to start cleaning all the places in the office he's "gotten off to!"

electriccompany Abruptly changes the subject: ...speaking of great peril ...

*Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27] and longleggedkitty look at one another, palms turned up and shrugging as if to say "Who the hell said anything about 'great peril'?"

angelofmercy5: whispers to the other Angels: He never has been able to stay on topic, so just go with the segue. It's easier that way.

electriccompany: ... That was some pretty fancy high-wire routine you did out there at AngelofMercy5's place, Kitty! What would you have done if all that baby oil had made you lose your grip, though?

longleggedkitty: Not a problem!

electriccompany: How's that?

longleggedkitty: A kitty always lands on her feet!

* Everyone throws their heads back in obnoxiously long, fake laughter. Some even slapping the bolstered arms of the couch. Why did all those television shows in the '70's have to ruin the end of each episode with a terrible, corny, low-grade joke that made the audience cringe? Ah, well! ROLL THE CREDITS... *

**********************************************
***** CREDITS *****
**********************************************

Hottie, Farrah-type actor that insisted on top billing: Wants2Cyber

Brit babe who does a great American accent: [blog SusieQ27]

Delighful Acrobatic Actor: longleggedkitty

.

*...and our special guest star...*
... who, just like Mary Tyler Moore, IS gunna make it after all ...
*****AngelofMercy5*****

.

Horny-Dog #1: ElectricCompany

Horny-Dog #2: Bosley

Producer: Sherwood Skwurts

Automobiles furnished by: Auto-Erotic Rentals
Where "YOU get it started when YOU pull the choke!"

Driver of immensely large SUV that got us all to the set: Hummer Thurman

Air-Travel furnished by: Ultra Safe Airlines, whose policy is:
"No carry-ons, no drinks, no phones, no clothes!
Just whatever you can slide into a condom and stow away neatly."

Dolly Grip: Dolly Parton's husband (he's got ENORMOUS HANDS!)

All-lesbian-staffed food service by Vagitarian Spread (Pasta by Cunnilinguini)

Comfortable furniture by Hugh Jass

In charge of keeping affairs on the set a secret from the tabloids: Ian Ghanatel

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/11/2006 9:06 pm

Love it! You always make me smile!


electriccompany 53M

8/12/2006 4:24 am

AngelofMercy5 and MzHunyHole!

That's high praise indeed! It also makes me smile to make ya all smile. Well, look at that: We just had a smiling threeway!


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/14/2006 1:04 pm

EC..that was so good. Just one problem..what happened to all the hunks, I requested, hun?

Not a hunk in sight, was there? Unless you count yourself.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


electriccompany 53M

8/14/2006 2:40 pm

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    EC..that was so good. Just one problem..what happened to all the hunks, I requested, hun?

    Not a hunk in sight, was there? Unless you count yourself.

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
Those scenes were deleted! You three vivacious and voracious hotties couldn't make it through the taping of the poolside scenes without ravaging the Cabana Men to death. Even when I yelled "CUT" and sent in stuntmen, they were all almost completely devoured by you vixens! All of the male models and two of the stuntmen refuse to ever work with "method actresses" again! They said it was too much like "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel.

However, Bosley did ask me to have you swing by his trailer so he could model his speedo for you! Take a stun-gun when you go. He likes the painful stuff!

Stuffin' Luv in those new Sweater Muffins! (nice new pic!)


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/14/2006 8:44 pm

    Quoting electriccompany:
    Those scenes were deleted! You three vivacious and voracious hotties couldn't make it through the taping of the poolside scenes without ravaging the Cabana Men to death. Even when I yelled "CUT" and sent in stuntmen, they were all almost completely devoured by you vixens! All of the male models and two of the stuntmen refuse to ever work with "method actresses" again! They said it was too much like "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel.

    However, Bosley did ask me to have you swing by his trailer so he could model his speedo for you! Take a stun-gun when you go. He likes the painful stuff!

    Stuffin' Luv in those new Sweater Muffins! (nice new pic!)
Thank you, hun.

I do aim to please, you know.

When is our next adventure going to be?

Luv n stuff {=] Susie {=}


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/14/2006 8:46 pm

    Quoting electriccompany:
    Those scenes were deleted! You three vivacious and voracious hotties couldn't make it through the taping of the poolside scenes without ravaging the Cabana Men to death. Even when I yelled "CUT" and sent in stuntmen, they were all almost completely devoured by you vixens! All of the male models and two of the stuntmen refuse to ever work with "method actresses" again! They said it was too much like "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel.

    However, Bosley did ask me to have you swing by his trailer so he could model his speedo for you! Take a stun-gun when you go. He likes the painful stuff!

    Stuffin' Luv in those new Sweater Muffins! (nice new pic!)
I reckon you were just jealous of we girlies giving anyone else some attention.

As to my pic...Thank you, hun.

I do aim to please, you know.

When is our next adventure going to be?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


electriccompany 53M

8/15/2006 5:47 am

Your turn to write one Susie!

TAG!!! YOU'RE IT!


Become a member to create a blog