Maybe My Cock Is Too Big?  

electricbob3 62M
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12/29/2005 11:38 pm

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Maybe My Cock Is Too Big?

Have you ever asked yourself or others questions or made comments that as soon as you uttered the words you wished you'd of learned to follow the old 4th grade teachers advise and 'Bobby, you'd better learn to keep your mouth shut'!!
Since it's New Years in a couple of days I'll share some of the stupid things I've said over the past 49 years. Anyone who can add to the list is welcome to join in. Yes, I know, the folks who visit my blog don't have the capacity
for stupid mistakes.

"They'll never know it was us"!
"Are you sure this dope will kill you"?
"I'll pay you back as soon as my people find out where I'm at"
"Is this fire hot"?
"Maybe my cock is too big for your vagina"
"I never get the girl pregnant the 1st time we do it so there's no reason for rubbers"
The cops couldn't find their way out of a donut shop much less figure out where I got all this money"
"Can I pay for this with a I.O.U."
"What do you mean you can't take a spark plug out of a motor with a claw-hammer, I've done it in the past"
"Next year Mizzou will win the Big 12 Championship"
"Nah, keep the change cause I don't really need any money anymore"
"How can Big Business keep all of their luxury
items but we have to wire a couple of grand to the lunch meat department"
"Didn't have a chance to put the check in the mail yet, but I will tomorrow"
"I'm certain that we'll win the Lottery today"
"We can use the credit card and pay it off when we get the 1st bill"
"Did anyone see that 100 dollar bill I lost last
night"?
"That dress makes your ass look even......"
"I'm not affraid of sayin what's on my mind as long as I don't have to say it in public"
"We don't need to stop and ask for directions, I
know the place is around here somewhere"
"I'll go to the doctor once I'm feeling better, I'm too sick right now"
"I'll go to work later cause they'll never fire me"
"I guess that I'm the only one who is being honest here, right Pastor?
"If we just stay still, the sharks will go away"
"There's a right way, a wrong way, and my way"
"I think that we can afford that without a real
problem and besides, it might not be on sale later on"
"My problem is that I can't stand a know-it-all, especially when I already know-it-all"
"Did you tie down the big ladder on top of the truck in case we don't get high enough on this other way"

Strange sounding phrase or comments/questions
seem to be a regular vocalization for folks who can't speak any Spanish, or Latin. God Bless each and every one of you on this site. Bob


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