Solution For Everyone  

elbman 42M
1141 posts
4/18/2006 12:57 pm

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4/26/2006 12:54 am

Solution For Everyone

I've decided to reply to a lot of the posts that I've read today with a post of my own.

What the little 3'1" person is actually going to put up a post, WTF?

I've figured out the solution for everyone’s problems. I have the cure the be all and end all for everything.

It will cure that funk you have been in.

Looking for a bit of weight loss with beach season looming?

Need help sleeping?

Want to forget something that's been haunting you?

Well I do have the answer for these questions and more.

CRACK....that's right CRACK.....

It will make you forget your problems as well as pretty much everything else.

You are guaranteed quick weight loss as you will no longer be concerned with eating.

It's a quick pick me up for that funk you've been in.

When you're done you can just roll over and pass out, eliminating all sleeping problems.....

Physical pain is relieved.

You do not have to cycle it as with other medications.

Reality sucks sometimes....but it's what makes us real.

Bad things happen to good people to make them better people.......

caressmewell 54F

4/18/2006 3:54 pm

Bad things happen to good people to make them better people.......

Can I have some non-reality for a couple of days?

I can't win because I'm nice and now bad things will happen because I'm a good person...fuck this shit...where's the crack?!?!

elbman replies on 4/19/2006 2:03 am:
Bad shit happens to bad people too....they usually don't care.

Good folks like you use it to grow.

JustaSeeker 107F

4/18/2006 3:54 pm

Or sometimes bad things just happen, and reality sucks for no reason except that it just randomly SUCKS.

But that crack thing? Shit, elby, why didn't you tell me that before. That Red Bull can only take me so far, and I think I need a major attitude adjustment now. This day has just spiraled down into a zone of heretofore unimagined suckiswinilaciousness.


Best always, Justa

elbman replies on 4/19/2006 2:04 am:
Don't acted like you've never cosied up to the pipe before.....

Seriously_Real 49M

4/18/2006 5:54 pm

i don't have the energy to fire up the crack pipe.

elbman replies on 4/19/2006 2:06 am:
Just one more hit....come on just one....

rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
4/20/2006 6:02 am

    Quoting rm_freshmoe:
    Are you talking about the drug or someone's ass? I think they both could be very theraputic [spelling?]
ok i was gonna comment on this.....and say something incredibly witty and insightful.......then i read moe's response and shot coffee out of my nose.....damn that moe....

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
4/20/2006 6:46 pm

You are a funny one
Great, more shit to read....

elbman replies on 4/21/2006 2:09 am:
Ask around I don't post allot, and then it's typically not worth reading......need to change the whole View my blog to View my comments.

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
4/21/2006 1:15 pm

LOL>.. will pass on both cracks... T


elbman replies on 4/21/2006 4:07 pm:
There are other Cracks (cleavage for one ).....people just haven't opened their minds to the possibilities.

JustaSeeker 107F

4/23/2006 8:42 pm

You know elby, that is true, it is in fact the comments that make your blog. You're there in that, you know.

elbman replies on 4/24/2006 9:35 am:
And where's your blog to comment in .... I even named it..."Justa Blogs"....and yes I like the banter...

JustaSeeker 107F

4/24/2006 5:50 pm

Your wish is my command, elby. You know all you ever have to do is ask. And where's the door to the elbmanation anyway? I know it was around here somewhere...

elbman replies on 4/26/2006 12:52 am:
There is no's an arch way; just look for the line of ladies...

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
4/24/2006 5:56 pm

Damn, dude, who pissed your cornflakes?

elbman replies on 4/26/2006 12:53 am:
I thought they tasted salty.....

JustaSeeker 107F

4/25/2006 5:20 pm


You gave me three wishes. Seems a shame, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

elbman replies on 4/26/2006 12:54 am:
Fine I gave into the peer pressure.....boy this is going to be a bad precedence.....

Fox4aKnight1 44F

4/25/2006 10:23 pm


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