Shenis Size, Is there too big?  

elbman 42M
1141 posts
3/13/2006 1:58 am

Last Read:
3/20/2006 2:08 am

Shenis Size, Is there too big?

It's been reported recently that a certain blogger who is to remain nameless.....has a shenis larger than my penis.

Questions for males is how big is too big for a shenis?
The bigger the better.........
I don't want to be upsized......
A little extra goes a long ways.....
I like innies and not outies....


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:02 am

She was saying that you're tiny tiny man......get a clue!


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:07 am

You don't want any of this, I'd knock you clear across the e-room with one e-swing.


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:11 am

Like I have any e-fear of you, you e-3'1" beyatch.....


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:13 am

I got your e-recognize right here, and it's e-bigger than you are e-tall


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:15 am

E-donkey kong!?!?! WTF are you e-stupid? Yes I e-know you are now.


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:17 am

E-Peeps, like I have any e-spect for folks that'd role with ya! E-Bring It!


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:20 am

E-slow, you ever see an e-3'1" guy move fast?!?! And I'm e-slow?

Your e-momma!


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:24 am

You should be used to it; cause your e-momma's been posting longer than you've been trying to get laid.


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:29 am

Well your e-momma is so fat, when she signs online she wieghs the whole e-site down.


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:33 am

Well your e-momma's so e-desperate she doesn't get even that.....


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:35 am

You're ohh so going to e-hurt for that one you little e-mother.....


antielbman 42M
12 posts
3/13/2006 2:38 am

I'm gonna e-bum rush......


pinkzplaytoyz 51F

3/13/2006 4:14 am

E-GADS!!! I'm glad that's over with! What's a shenis?


bardicman 51M

3/13/2006 9:26 am

um.... Do you play with yourself alot?



I am not dead yet


caressmewell 54F

3/13/2006 10:09 am

So it's not only ADD but multiple personality disorder? Any thing else we need to know about?


im_curious_4u 51M

3/13/2006 10:27 am

Reminds me of the movie Fight Club.


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
3/13/2006 10:44 am

Were you bored?? lol


southrnpeach333 51F

3/13/2006 8:36 pm

OK, go ahead and laugh, that is what my husband and sons wanted me to start using so I wouldn't scare the deer away from the tree stand. I stopped deer hunting with them. And trust me hunting boots costs way more that women's shoes. Now I stay home and sleep late and get manicures instead!


JustaSeeker 107F

3/15/2006 7:26 am

I CANNOT believe the things I learn around here.


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/15/2006 11:37 am

LMAO... You a brother to Sybil??? T

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frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
3/15/2006 4:15 pm

I wont even begin to tell you what I thought a Shenis was when I first read your post.

Now that I skipped on over to shenis dot com I am amazed!!

You can not tell me that is a legitimate business can you?

Plus, if you have good muscle control you can aim your pee well enough that you don't ruin your expensive shoes anyway!!

Frangi


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/15/2006 10:34 pm

LMAOOOO too funny.. I had to show the guys at work....
Okay, I am new to your blog.. WHY are YOU using one?? You cannot aim??? T

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warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
3/19/2006 1:20 am

I've been doing my research girls and boys:

A shenis is a hard plastic, golden, 12 inch long, penis-shaped urine director designed for boating, camping, drinking shots at bachelorette parties and intimidating men.

It's described as "not just being a great gag gift, but functional too!"

They're retailing just below $25.

Not only do you no longer have to queue for the ladies' lavatory but you can scare the hell out of the guys at the urinal! Particularly the ones who can't resist a glimpse!

Well they deserve to pee on their shoes!!

warm xx


elbman replies on 3/20/2006 2:08 am:
I guess if you have to purchase one 12" would be an appropriate length....

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/19/2006 10:52 am

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ..OMG...I think I would be shot if I did that up here.... T

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elbman replies on 3/20/2006 2:08 am:
Pee on your shoe, or whip 12" out of your pants.....

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