Now Taking Applications  

elbman 42M
1141 posts
3/7/2006 3:02 am

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Now Taking Applications

In an attempt to please as many of the ladies of blogland as elbmanly possible I've decided to take applications a begin interviewing select individuals to become members of my own personal harem. That's right you have the opportunity to become a shareholder in a commodity in such short (3'1" ) supply.

Now I know what your thinking; "What do I get out of this?". You get access to a percentage of elbmanness based on your ownership. Think of it as a timeshare of sorts; where you are guaranteed that's right guaranteed, to have access to the elbman himself. You can't even begin to put a price on that.

Apply Inside, but hurry because availability is limited and is going fast. Membership in the elbmanation has its privileges and it’s the only membership you’ll ever need.

Special consideration given to locals, but as the rambling narcoleptic travels quite often; multiple ports of call are needed…….

UPDATE---Males will also be needed for care giving services, the women of the elbmanation will be cooked for, cleaned for, and even bathed; just another perk.
--Will be converted to a eunuch upon acceptance


sassybelle21 34F  
13313 posts
3/7/2006 4:38 am

I am so sure I ain't local Have fun.


pinkzplaytoyz 51F

3/7/2006 5:37 am

this isn't anything like that oceafront property I bought in Arizona is it?


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
3/7/2006 5:38 am

~ poutz ~ I'm no local

maybe you could become a member of my shuttle fast but sllooowwww club.... ~angelic lewk~


caressmewell 55F

3/7/2006 5:52 am


_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

3/7/2006 7:51 am

*nods nods*
Is Coffee incluided ?

Liefs C


southrnpeach333 52F

3/7/2006 8:41 am

Will there be a shareholders meeting?


rm_emmie234 53F
608 posts
3/7/2006 1:53 pm

Well, since I am not local.....
But, with southerns question of a shareholders meeting, perhaps a move to Atlanta would be in order. LOL.
Where all the men?
No one taking you up on that offer?
~E~


JustaSeeker 107F

3/7/2006 2:50 pm

No, emmie, the men know what that means... Owww.

The only membership I'll ever need? Hmmm. Big talk.
But it might be a proposition worth analyzing, as long as I wouldn't have to be #3. You know how I feel about that. *wicked grin*


caressmewell 55F

3/7/2006 3:41 pm

    Quoting JustaSeeker:
    No, emmie, the men know what that means... Owww.

    The only membership I'll ever need? Hmmm. Big talk.
    But it might be a proposition worth analyzing, as long as I wouldn't have to be #3. You know how I feel about that. *wicked grin*
I'd say that is some very big talk.


libgemOH 57M/54F

3/8/2006 6:46 am

To ehll with the membership, I just want the perks!!!!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
3/8/2006 8:25 am

Is this a timeshare arrangement, or do I get to take my percentage home with me? Do I get to designate what part I want, or do I just get the left overs? What kind of after market is there if I'm not satisfied with my purchase? Inquiring minds want to know ...


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