Have a Good Weekend....  

elbman 42M
1141 posts
3/10/2006 3:31 pm

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3/11/2006 11:27 pm

Have a Good Weekend....

I flew back yesterday, and it’s freaking 72 and sunny outside and has been all day.

Did I ever mention that I like the south becuase it's warm, and it's cold up north

So I’m in the airport riding my little train to baggage claim (I hate baggage claim), and this lady out of a group approaches me, shortly after I removed my sweater. She looked at me and said “I can’t believe it you really are THE ELBMAN”. Her friends came over as soon as they realized who I was and were all giddy like it was the first dance in Jr. High. “We have heard all about you, but thought you were only a myth”, as I replied “No myths here nothing but reality”. Then they, six or seven of them, shoved me against the side of the car “We want…..have to be in your harem of ladies…..please”, “I’ll do anything one chimed in”. “Anything?” I replied, never being one not to test the limits of an individual. Her face lit up as if, “He’s really talking to me!” and she repeated herself. By this time the other males in the car were somewhat amused as well, and beginning to egg things on. Guys never do that…….

So I told her I was tired and she needed to carry me to my car. I’m 3’1” so it shouldn’t be a big deal. “I get to actually touch you” she exclaimed “I get to touch him she turned to her friends”. So we get out at the terminal and she leans over and I hop up on her shoulders. I’m being carried on one of the ladies shoulders with a group which appears to be growing following. I’m thinking “cool, I’m not even going to have to carry my own bags….”

Then the worst thing happens, just as we get to the top of the escalator (in Hartsfield it’s a two story escalator) her heal gets caught and she slips back. I fall off the back of her shoulders and take out everybody all the way down. Just imagine a shot person falling straight down two stories of stairs taking out big people along the way.

The ambulance arrives and throws me on the stretcher, with all the ladies in tears because their beloved elbman has been injured. They put me into the back of the ambulance and this female EMT (notice there are nothing but ladies in this story, that’s because it’s my story…… looks in disbelief “ya…ya…you’re elbman” she stutters. The driver sticks her (another her ) head back and has a wicked grin. They whisk me away in the ambulance……… and I still haven’t seen my luggage yet.


caressmewell 54F

3/11/2006 1:34 am

You didn't get mouth to mouth in your story...


rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
3/11/2006 7:54 am

no mouth to mouth or cavity search....
this isn't a very horny post this time elb....
i'm sorry to say...i'm a bit disappointed


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