How does one shave cock?
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Posted:Dec 7, 2005 11:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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My morning rituals (shit, shower, and shave) are done, and here I stand before a mirror naked and vulnerable. Further down, is a patch of jet black hair...
The thought of using a razor and getting knicked by it scares me, and nair burns. I don't mind taking a pair of scissors to trim...I guess a bit of fur sticking out is okay.
Suggestions welcome 
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A Little Kimchi Please...
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Posted:Nov 27, 2005 5:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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It's really too bad I can't cook; and even if I did, I wouldn't want to do the dishes or stick the plates into a dish washer.
This morning I was awakened by my own grumbling stomach--so much for setting the alarm for 5 am. I quickly waddled down the stairs into the kitchen area and popped open the refrigerator. To my surprise, I found two wonderful jars of kimchi. For those of you who are unfamiliar with kimchi--it's a very well known Korean dish of spicy cabbages. Anyway, I could not open the jar. WTF, I said.
I ended up going to Paula's Donuts for a double shot of coffee and donuts. Sometimes you just got to settle for less.
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A Fresh Start
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Posted:Nov 22, 2005 2:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Finally! ...a chance to sit in front of my computer and jot down a few random thoughts from today. I have been doing a lot of thinking during the past few months. I mean, sure, there were some joyous moments. We never really never fitted each other 5 years ago, and especially, not now.
Anyway, I am quite convinced now the problem is that I was acting hard-headed being the Capricorn that I am, and didn't want to let go of the past. This is me now walking without turning back.
What's your horoscope sign?
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Sleepless in Buffalo
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Posted:Nov 20, 2005 5:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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It's 8 o'clock on a sunday morning and I can feel sunlight creeping up against my neck. I realised I haven't been able to sleep these days because my ex had called up and asked if we could remain as friends. I was taught very simple--once an enemy, forever an enemy. I'm just at a loss for words, and I don't know what to do. I've got some more thinking to do. Sometimes I regret having to even marry, especially when the partner is older. I also learned from today that marriage is the #1 reason for divorce (as per Boo) 
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Too Hot Too Handle
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Posted:Nov 19, 2005 1:34 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Momma always told me if it gets too hot in the kitchen, stay out of it. I literally enjoy myself whenever I am going out to a club or a party. As soon as I walk in, ladies will flock over to me, bumping and grinding. Meanwhile, I am just walking in and I have to struggle my way to the bar. What's up with that? What does it take for me to get a drink around there? I get off work around 12 midnight, and by that time, I am really thirsty for an alcoholic beverage. I guess ladies find my dimples irresistable 
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Ah...jin ja...an unexpected surprise
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Posted:Nov 14, 2005 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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As long as I have been an AdultFriendFinder member, the replies I get are usually ones that lead me to a porn site.
Until one Saturday night an unexpected surprise came my way. I was insatiably hungry, and I was in the mood for a monster cheese burger with fries and a chocolate milkshake. I opened up an invite to anyone in the chat room who would like to join me for a quick bite and share a few laughs
To my surprise, someone did accept my offer *^v^*. There were a couple of hair raising questions going through my mind. What if...
If the person I am about to meet is not who they really say they are?
And how do you know when there is a "click" and when to meet?
I know this sounds crazy, but I was filled with excitement. And at the same time, my stomach was talking back to me - and hunger took over my judgement. A couple of hours later into the night we met up at a diner, introduced ourselves, and had a wonderful time. She is exactly what I had imagined her to be - attractive, intelligent, and humorous
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